Serious Question: If Secretariat told you that you would have to sleep with War Admiral and make out with tongue at least 100 times before you could touch one of her +2′s and take her virginity would you do it?

Before you answer take a really good look at War Admiral’s face…

Right now this horse is by far the front runner as hottest chick in Jersey. Put your money on Secretariat.

War Admiral- Blue
Secretariat- Black

Yes, Secretariat needs to find a new horsey to play with.

That was quick… I told you WAR ADMIRAL was a looker. She eats hay like a champion.

Yeah, it is tough to believe that this thoroughbred is out of Jersey, but this gummy horse stallion is a winner. I met this chick at a party in NYC (good times) once back in the day I believe her name was Heather if my memory serves me coreectly. Anyway, she had another Horsey friend she was always hanging with and was a major jealous cock block. I am giving Heather the name SECRETARIAT and her monster friend the name WAR ADMIRAL… I am hoping to build a stall in my regulars section soon with a collection of the best horses from around the world. Maybe stud them? I don’t know if I will have enough time?

If you have any pictures of these 2 Horses please send them… shouldn’t be tough since they are the definition of +2′s in Jersey (plastic surgery is new to that market). Ah, revenge it sweet. Long live SECRETARIAT!- nik