Did Shimderella Get Some Face Work Done

March 12, 2014 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 55 107,697 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just started following Shimderella on IG and I don’t know why, but she looks so much different from a few years ago.  I remember she came on your radio show and you recommended she gets her nose fixed, looks like she might have taken your advice.  I find her super sexy now, she has matured and doesn’t look like the bimbo blonde she used to look like.

She definitely looks more mature.- nik



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Shimderella And Nickel In Vegas

October 28, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, Shimderella 5 7,102 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Shimderella and Nickel getting down in Las Vegas for Halloween weekend.  Not going to lie, I love seeing these 2 DCs together.  Both are getting older, but have maintained their looks.  Shimderella for sure, you remember her before you got her those perfect +2′s?

Shimderella’s leg is in on point in the second image.- nik



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How Come Shimderella Is Still Single

August 15, 2013 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 23 87,047 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had a serious question for you.  I have always been in love with Alyson, to me the girl is flawless. She has those amazing +2′s and her face is so beautiful.  What I don’t understand is how a girl so hot and sexy could be single. You figure by the age of 25 someone would have locked that down for sure.  I mean how could you not want to be scene with her?

She needs to fix her teeth first. Once she gets a new grill I’m sure some rich yoke will marry her.- nik



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Shimderella Had Me Fooled

June 4, 2013 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 44 88,826 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I dated Shimderella a while back and this girl had me fooled.  I go on your site regularly so when I met her I was kinda of excited. She was really down to earth and was nice.  I asked her about the accusations of being an escort and she completely denied it… I believed her like an idiot.  We dated for a bit and I really wanted to marry her because I wanted to support her financially and I thought we’d make a great family… but she was really shady, had 2 phones and went missing days at a time… and I couldn’t recall how many times we would be at dinner or somewhere and she would have to leave immediately and then hour or 2 later call and ask me to meet back up again.  So I ended it.  Yesterday as I was looking to book a girl (don’t judge, to take a girl out in Hollywood usually cost 300-400 for drinks and dinner and you are not guaranteed anything… so now I just go on escort sites and pay 300 bucks and get laid for an hour and treat this b*tches like they should be) and guess who I came across… Yes, Shimderella.  So guys, if you want to sleep with her, just to go Eros and you can book her now. Click here to see her Ad and some hearts.

I hope someone stole her pictures… Shimderella wouldn’t be this direct, would she?- nik



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March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 23, 2013 G-Girl, Nickel, Shimderella, The Dirty 13 80,552 Views

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March Madness Round 1: G-Girl vs. Nickel

  • Nickel (little kid face) (51%, 4,332 Votes)
  • G-Girl (clown face) (49%, 4,101 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,433

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March Madness Round 1: Sugar Tranny vs. Shimderella

  • Shimderella (solid side +2) (99%, 8,367 Votes)
  • Sugar Tranny (darker looking dude) (1%, 55 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,422



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Shimderella’s Date Geoff Stults

March 4, 2013 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 27 82,323 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Shimderella recently facebooked about how Geoff Stults (actor Ben and Kate, The Finder) has followed her on instagram/twitter and said..“***OMG*** Remember how my celeb crush (Geoff Stults) followed me on Instagram last week? Well now he follows me on twitter too and he just direct messaged me asking me out this weekend. How do I respond? INPUT PLEASE!!” I guess this is an upgrade from a sugar daddy/trout… should he be warned about Shimderellas DC status/Escort services… not a good look for a handsome actor.

Isn’t it true that guys who spell their name Geoff instead of Jeff are chronic masturbaters?- nik



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We Are Not Assuming Anything

February 24, 2013 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Shimderella, The Dirty 65 90,140 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure this tweet that Shimderella posted was aimed towards you and The Dirty Army.  Now, sweetheart we are not assuming anything.  It is a FACT, girls who take private jets that are paid for by men the age of 50 and older, are sleeping with these men.  It is a sad story, but at the end of the day, look how cool you are taking a picture on a private jet!!  Just remember that when you are hating your life and have huge saggy balls all over your face.

Yeah, but the saggy balls only smell for like 5 minutes… then you rotate and breathe again.- nik



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Shimderella Looks Amazing For 27 Years Old

January 14, 2013 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 207 85,579 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Alysson aka Shimderella just turned 27 and you have to admit… the girl is looking good.  I usually feel that a girl is past her prime once she hits 25, but not her.  I do find her getting sexier and sexier.  Wanted to see if you agree with me on this and if so… when do you believe she will be past her prime?

I can’t believe Shimderella is almost 30 years old. She only has 3 more years of life left.- nik



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