THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here and been DA strong since the beginning.  Anyway, when you first posted Shimderella I thought nothing of her, then you got her +2′s and I was in love.  Then she got her nose done and that was it for me, I truly wanted to marry her.  But here is my issue with her, its seems like she goes through so many different phases, because for a few months she looks so damn hot and then for a few weeks looks a little chubby and not herself.  Wanted to ask you what the hell is that all about?

Shimderella must be on birth control.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately I thought Alysson was starting to come together really well.  Body was nice and tight, +2′s looking good and that new nose totally making her a game changer.  But now after seeing this Halloween picture, I’m staring to think a little different.  Am I being too harsh?

Shimderella’s costume is a bust.  Why is she covering her body?  That is not the point of Halloween.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Shimderella is smoking hot. But one thing I still don’t get is how did she got her DC name.  To me she is perfect.  She has beautiful eyes, AMAZING +2′s and looks like she even got her nose fixed after she came on NR Radio.  Since I’m kinda of new, let me know.

Are you retarded? SHIM + Cinderella = Shimderella.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only one who thinks Shimdrella’s bedroom is a little too pubescent?

Imagine waking up in that place after a one night stand. I would freak the f*ck out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think you and the DA are totally blind.  Shimderella has progressed into one of the hottest Dirty Celebs ever.  Seems like taking your advice on doing her +2′s and fixing her nose has done nothing but wonders for her.  Here is my question, is there anything else you recommend she gets done?

Yeah, there’s a lot… she’s about 4 procedures away from greatness. FUN FACT: I got her those +2′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of everyone jumping on the “BoobSquatch“ Jenny bandwagon. The hottest dirty celeb of all time is Shimdrella hands down and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

Ally don’t let those thighs touch.- nik