Warning To Shimderella

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Scottsdale, Shimderella, The Dirty 88 6,832 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to send a warning to Shimderella. You made this girl insanely hot when you bought her +2′s but it’s about to be a huge curse. Shimderella is hanging out out with Australian model Emily Sears who is under investigation for being a prostitute in America. My buddy is an undercover cop who plays underground poker games in Hollywood. I saw a long scope picture he took picture of Shimderella and Emily together and I asked him what’s up and he said a huge bust is about to go down. Shimderella you need run. Nik you need to warn her.

I got invited to an underground poker game in LA once (circa 2008). I didn’t play, just hung out and drank. To be honest I couldn’t afford the buy in. There were a whole bunch of hot chicks invited by a “modeling agency”. I don’t know how much it was to f*ck, but I do know blow jobs were $500.- nik

**As for the +2′s you see above… I’m doing Toys for Tattas in Scottsdale, AZ mid December. So if you need +2′s start gathering up toys for the contest. All toys will be donated to underprivileged children.**

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Shimderella Is Like The Stock Market

November 18, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 2 8,576 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here and been DA strong since the beginning.  Anyway, when you first posted Shimderella I thought nothing of her, then you got her +2′s and I was in love.  Then she got her nose done and that was it for me, I truly wanted to marry her.  But here is my issue with her, its seems like she goes through so many different phases, because for a few months she looks so damn hot and then for a few weeks looks a little chubby and not herself.  Wanted to ask you what the hell is that all about?

Shimderella must be on birth control.- nik

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Shimderella Is Falling Off

October 29, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 5 8,255 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately I thought Alysson was starting to come together really well.  Body was nice and tight, +2′s looking good and that new nose totally making her a game changer.  But now after seeing this Halloween picture, I’m staring to think a little different.  Am I being too harsh?

Shimderella’s costume is a bust.  Why is she covering her body?  That is not the point of Halloween.- nik

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How Did Shimdarella Get Her DC Name

October 25, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 14 10,056 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Shimderella is smoking hot. But one thing I still don’t get is how did she got her DC name.  To me she is perfect.  She has beautiful eyes, AMAZING +2′s and looks like she even got her nose fixed after she came on NR Radio.  Since I’m kinda of new, let me know.

Are you retarded? SHIM + Cinderella = Shimderella.- nik

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Shimderella’s Bedroom Looks Youthful

September 17, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 46 9,889 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only one who thinks Shimdrella’s bedroom is a little too pubescent?

Imagine waking up in that place after a one night stand. I would freak the f*ck out.- nik

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Shimderella Is Incredible

September 1, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 8 10,066 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think you and the DA are totally blind.  Shimderella has progressed into one of the hottest Dirty Celebs ever.  Seems like taking your advice on doing her +2′s and fixing her nose has done nothing but wonders for her.  Here is my question, is there anything else you recommend she gets done?

Yeah, there’s a lot… she’s about 4 procedures away from greatness. FUN FACT: I got her those +2′s.- nik

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Shimderella Is The Hottest DC

August 22, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 28 6,139 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of everyone jumping on the BoobSquatch Jenny bandwagon. The hottest dirty celeb of all time is Shimdrella hands down and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

Ally don’t let those thighs touch.- nik

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Shimdrella Needs A Reality Check

July 23, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 8 5,385 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone needs to text, call, sext or post Shimdrella on TheDirty.com and tell her that she needs to stop taking pictures with backdrops that are more beautiful than her. Shimrella guys think you are hot when you are half naked.. NOT when you have clothes on. If I want to see Catalina Island or some gay mountain I will Google it. Now get back to REALITY and show those +2′s.

You got a point sir, but I think Shimdrella is trying to get in touch with nature’s natural beauty. Also, I would like to point out on a personal note… I hate when chicks smile and their neck cords get aggressive.- nik

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