We Are Not Assuming Anything

February 24, 2013 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Shimderella, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure this tweet that Shimderella posted was aimed towards you and The Dirty Army.  Now, sweetheart we are not assuming anything.  It is a FACT, girls who take private jets that are paid for by men the age of 50 and older, are sleeping with these men.  It is a sad story, but at the end of the day, look how cool you are taking a picture on a private jet!!  Just remember that when you are hating your life and have huge saggy balls all over your face.

Yeah, but the saggy balls only smell for like 5 minutes… then you rotate and breathe again.- nik

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Shimderella Looks Amazing For 27 Years Old

January 14, 2013 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 207

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Alysson aka Shimderella just turned 27 and you have to admit… the girl is looking good.  I usually feel that a girl is past her prime once she hits 25, but not her.  I do find her getting sexier and sexier.  Wanted to see if you agree with me on this and if so… when do you believe she will be past her prime?

I can’t believe Shimderella is almost 30 years old. She only has 3 more years of life left.- nik

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Warning To Shimderella

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Scottsdale, Shimderella, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to send a warning to Shimderella. You made this girl insanely hot when you bought her +2′s but it’s about to be a huge curse. Shimderella is hanging out out with Australian model Emily Sears who is under investigation for being a prostitute in America. My buddy is an undercover cop who plays underground poker games in Hollywood. I saw a long scope picture he took picture of Shimderella and Emily together and I asked him what’s up and he said a huge bust is about to go down. Shimderella you need run. Nik you need to warn her.

I got invited to an underground poker game in LA once (circa 2008). I didn’t play, just hung out and drank. To be honest I couldn’t afford the buy in. There were a whole bunch of hot chicks invited by a “modeling agency”. I don’t know how much it was to f*ck, but I do know blow jobs were $500.- nik

**As for the +2′s you see above… I’m doing Toys for Tattas in Scottsdale, AZ mid December. So if you need +2′s start gathering up toys for the contest. All toys will be donated to underprivileged children.**

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Shimderella Is Like The Stock Market

November 18, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here and been DA strong since the beginning.  Anyway, when you first posted Shimderella I thought nothing of her, then you got her +2′s and I was in love.  Then she got her nose done and that was it for me, I truly wanted to marry her.  But here is my issue with her, its seems like she goes through so many different phases, because for a few months she looks so damn hot and then for a few weeks looks a little chubby and not herself.  Wanted to ask you what the hell is that all about?

Shimderella must be on birth control.- nik

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Shimderella Is Falling Off

October 29, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately I thought Alysson was starting to come together really well.  Body was nice and tight, +2′s looking good and that new nose totally making her a game changer.  But now after seeing this Halloween picture, I’m staring to think a little different.  Am I being too harsh?

Shimderella’s costume is a bust.  Why is she covering her body?  That is not the point of Halloween.- nik

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How Did Shimdarella Get Her DC Name

October 25, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Shimderella is smoking hot. But one thing I still don’t get is how did she got her DC name.  To me she is perfect.  She has beautiful eyes, AMAZING +2′s and looks like she even got her nose fixed after she came on NR Radio.  Since I’m kinda of new, let me know.

Are you retarded? SHIM + Cinderella = Shimderella.- nik

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Shimderella’s Bedroom Looks Youthful

September 17, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only one who thinks Shimdrella’s bedroom is a little too pubescent?

Imagine waking up in that place after a one night stand. I would freak the f*ck out.- nik

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Shimderella Is Incredible

September 1, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think you and the DA are totally blind.  Shimderella has progressed into one of the hottest Dirty Celebs ever.  Seems like taking your advice on doing her +2′s and fixing her nose has done nothing but wonders for her.  Here is my question, is there anything else you recommend she gets done?

Yeah, there’s a lot… she’s about 4 procedures away from greatness. FUN FACT: I got her those +2′s.- nik

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