THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure this tweet that Shimderella posted was aimed towards you and The Dirty Army. Now, sweetheart we are not assuming anything. It is a FACT, girls who take private jets that are paid for by men the age of 50 and older, are sleeping with these men. It is a sad story, but at the end of the day, look how cool you are taking a picture on a private jet!! Just remember that when you are hating your life and have huge saggy balls all over your face.
Yeah, but the saggy balls only smell for like 5 minutes… then you rotate and breathe again.- nik