Shimderella Is The Hottest DC

August 22, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 28



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of everyone jumping on the BoobSquatch Jenny bandwagon. The hottest dirty celeb of all time is Shimdrella hands down and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

Ally don’t let those thighs touch.- nik

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Shimdrella Needs A Reality Check

July 23, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 8



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone needs to text, call, sext or post Shimdrella on and tell her that she needs to stop taking pictures with backdrops that are more beautiful than her. Shimrella guys think you are hot when you are half naked.. NOT when you have clothes on. If I want to see Catalina Island or some gay mountain I will Google it. Now get back to REALITY and show those +2′s.

You got a point sir, but I think Shimdrella is trying to get in touch with nature’s natural beauty. Also, I would like to point out on a personal note… I hate when chicks smile and their neck cords get aggressive.- nik

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Is Alysson Holt A Porta Potty

June 8, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 19

Alysson Holt is a PorttaPotty

Alysson Holt is a PorttaPotty

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve always thought as Alysson as one of the hottest girls on TheDirty and have always thought she was a model that got paid.  But lately, seeing who she hangs out with and the type of trips she is taking… its making it seem like she is a total Porta Potty and thats how she makes her money.  Please tell me its not true.

Why is Shimderella always hanging out with trash? Can’t she make real friends in the modeling world?- nik

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Shimdrella Is On Fire

March 27, 2012 Palm Springs, Shimderella, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who was spotted in Palm Springs last weekend getting everything paid for by some old man.

Shimdrella lives the life without paying for anything. Every weekend she is on a new “trip” roster.- nik

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Please Tell Me She Isn’t One Of Them

March 25, 2012 Cabo San Lucas, Porta Potty, Shimderella, The Dirty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shimderella posted all these topless pictures from her Cabo trip and it made me wonder.  Why is she running around Cabo topless?  I’m assuming she was there with some rich trouts that paid for her to be out there.  Right?  Because if I was a 49 year old trout and paid for girls to come to cabo, you bet your ass they would be walking around butt naked clam jamming with each other.

Smells like urine.- nik

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Why Is She Doing All These Bootleg Shoots

March 21, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyson wrote on FB that she will finally be in Playboy sometime in the next few months.  I’m pumped to see her naked finally cause she is has one smoking body.  I’ve also seen all these bootleg type shoots she has been doing and that is lowering her stock.  She needs to get over working with creeps and start working with professionals like me.

The electric socket in this pro picture equals a photographer trying to get her naked for personal use.- nik

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Someone Please Try And Tell Me Nik Richie Isn’t A Miracle Worker

February 21, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to U of A with Alysson Holt and to be honest she was just your average girl.  Nothing special about her, non the less she was a sweetheart and glad I was friends with her for the person she was.  After you started posting her on TheDirty, you got her +2′s (Dr. Martin)… the girl blew up, everyone wanted to shoot with her and mainly, she went from a 4.54949 to a 7.209292 in a matter of 12 months or so.  She just put up these pictures and I was just AMAZED at what a hot woman she has become.   She is nearly a ten right now and I have no doubt, without you giving her the constructive  advice I don’t see her being as hot as she is now.  How do you feel about her development, and is she where she needs to be?

Shimderella can be better. I still see 3 things that need fixing.- nik

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March Madness, Final matchups of Round 1

March 22, 2011 Kaden Solo, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Osama Chin Laden, SD Coug, Shimderella, Star F*cker, The Dirty, The Shining 5

Winner: Star F*cker

Winner: Nik’s Chick

Winner: NightRider

Winner: Osama Chin Laden

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