Shimderella’s Bedroom Looks Youthful

September 17, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I the only one who thinks Shimdrella’s bedroom is a little too pubescent?

Imagine waking up in that place after a one night stand. I would freak the f*ck out.- nik



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Shimderella Is Incredible

September 1, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think you and the DA are totally blind.  Shimderella has progressed into one of the hottest Dirty Celebs ever.  Seems like taking your advice on doing her +2′s and fixing her nose has done nothing but wonders for her.  Here is my question, is there anything else you recommend she gets done?

Yeah, there’s a lot… she’s about 4 procedures away from greatness. FUN FACT: I got her those +2′s.- nik



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Shimderella Is The Hottest DC

August 22, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 28

Shim

Shim

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of everyone jumping on the BoobSquatch Jenny bandwagon. The hottest dirty celeb of all time is Shimdrella hands down and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

Ally don’t let those thighs touch.- nik



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Shimdrella Needs A Reality Check

July 23, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 8

shim

shim

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone needs to text, call, sext or post Shimdrella on TheDirty.com and tell her that she needs to stop taking pictures with backdrops that are more beautiful than her. Shimrella guys think you are hot when you are half naked.. NOT when you have clothes on. If I want to see Catalina Island or some gay mountain I will Google it. Now get back to REALITY and show those +2′s.

You got a point sir, but I think Shimdrella is trying to get in touch with nature’s natural beauty. Also, I would like to point out on a personal note… I hate when chicks smile and their neck cords get aggressive.- nik



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Is Alysson Holt A Porta Potty

June 8, 2012 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 19

Alysson Holt is a PorttaPotty

Alysson Holt is a PorttaPotty

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve always thought as Alysson as one of the hottest girls on TheDirty and have always thought she was a model that got paid.  But lately, seeing who she hangs out with and the type of trips she is taking… its making it seem like she is a total Porta Potty and thats how she makes her money.  Please tell me its not true.

Why is Shimderella always hanging out with trash? Can’t she make real friends in the modeling world?- nik



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Shimdrella Is On Fire

March 27, 2012 Palm Springs, Shimderella, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who was spotted in Palm Springs last weekend getting everything paid for by some old man.

Shimdrella lives the life without paying for anything. Every weekend she is on a new “trip” roster.- nik



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Please Tell Me She Isn’t One Of Them

March 25, 2012 Cabo San Lucas, Porta Potty, Shimderella, The Dirty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shimderella posted all these topless pictures from her Cabo trip and it made me wonder.  Why is she running around Cabo topless?  I’m assuming she was there with some rich trouts that paid for her to be out there.  Right?  Because if I was a 49 year old trout and paid for girls to come to cabo, you bet your ass they would be walking around butt naked clam jamming with each other.

Smells like urine.- nik



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Why Is She Doing All These Bootleg Shoots

March 21, 2012 Hollywood, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyson wrote on FB that she will finally be in Playboy sometime in the next few months.  I’m pumped to see her naked finally cause she is has one smoking body.  I’ve also seen all these bootleg type shoots she has been doing and that is lowering her stock.  She needs to get over working with creeps and start working with professionals like me.

The electric socket in this pro picture equals a photographer trying to get her naked for personal use.- nik



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