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Now We Know Smeagol Always Wears A Hat

June 11, 2012 Scottsdale, Smeagol 26

Now we know

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now we know why Smeagol always wears a hat….take a look at the thinness and all around patchy areas of his head. Hair loss is not uncommon for the partying set especially if you take the sauce…watch out for roid rage. PS check out the self poster Mark Genz too! haha loser central.

Smeagol is a genius, hair or not… somehow he has convinced Mark Genz to give him all his money.- nik

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Secret Password At SmashBoxx

December 28, 2010 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to see if you have heard what the hell your boy Smeagol and his pride and joy SmashBoxx have been up to?  You probably haven’t because you have never been here since it is so lame.  I hate working here but whatever a job is a job, gotta maintain that 30K milli lifestyle somehow right?  Anyways everyone that does come here is either looking for blow or E and thats why so many people come here for 1 drink go to the “Bathroom” and bounce out.  They got the bathrooms on lock down, making a pretty good profit, you can get blow or E, you just have to know the secret password.  If you are looking for blow you simply ask the attendant “Jenny loves Forest” and for E you simply tell the attendant “Sonny loves Cher” and bam you got either pepsi or e 10 seconds later. Yes, Nik I work for idiots.

Smeagol has always been into drugs and a dealer so this doesn’t surprise me. Plus, they are right next door to Crown Room which is the Pepsi hangout. It’s good to know the narcotics officers in Scottsdale have no idea what is going on in this town.- nik

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Nik, I Must Know

July 9, 2010 Scottsdale, Smeagol 20

i must know

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off, sorry to bug you Nik, I know you are extremely busy tending to the four year old in your office better known as “ari” but this picture of dirty celeb smeagol throws me off. Did smeagol work for the dirty army at one time…..the red cup, bare office, and kobe bryant bobble head gives me reason to believe he was former employee of the dirty dynasty ….. i would like to believe the answer is no…..confirmation on this issue will be greatly appreciated! over and out..-Dirty Army Special Forces Ranger J-BOB.

Answer:  No, he was creeping on one of my assistants trying to sleep with her.  He would take her to expensive lunches everyday and tell her he loved her, but she just used him to get in the clubs and drink for free.

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I Wonder If Amar’e Tipped At His Going Away Party

July 8, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 11

Amare's going away party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Amar’e, this is a picture Smeagol just posted of his going away party. My question is, do you think the dirtbag finally tipped anything?

Nope, he left them high and dry as usual.  Also, everyone on the Yankees hates you Amar’e.- nik

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Hollywood Connections

January 6, 2010 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I didn’t know that superstar Mr. hollywood Lando was friends with Big Black…From the looks of it they are helping the big fella out, he looks passed out.

Why is Smeagol taking a picture with a has been?  Big Black and his Mexican sidekick are losers… Smeagol you are more famous than those degenerates.- nik

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I Knew Santa Was Gay

December 24, 2009 ASU, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 27

Bad Santa or Gay Santa?? Really Chad, ya fag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oh I just saw that the infamous Chand Landon’t posted this picture on his facebook and titled it “Bad Santa.” We have all seen bad santa and this is clearly “Gay Santa” Zuper Zlim and Ztylish Zanta! I so badly wanted to comment on it but resisted my temptation and decided I would let “The Dirty” do my dirty work! Merry Xmas Nik– you’re loved!

Merry Christmas Smeagol.- nik

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Animal Abuse Smeagol

November 23, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this animal abuse done by your very own dirty celeb smeagol.

Look they both have no balls… well I guess Smeagol still has some left, but they are shrinking at a rapid rate for some reason.- nik

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Battle Of The Body Paint

November 2, 2009 Crow, Dallas, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 16


Which DIRTY CELEB had a better body paint job on Halloween?

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