THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am a huge fan of the site I recently flew into Scottsdale from Cincinnati for the weekend, I was hoping to run into you and a few dirty celebrities and see what they were really like. Well I met the man the myth the legend…Smeagol…I thought this guy was going to be so cool, I mean this guy has been hit by and car and pretty much walked away from it and he is able to do something like this with Kaden and Jaden 2 of the hottest chicks on earth. So needless to say I was excited to meet him and take a picture with him to show all my friends, well apparently he is too famous right now and the paparazzi are out to get him because he will not allow any flash photographer in his vicinity. He told me “Sorry, bro I don’t take Smeagol pictures because things are a little heated right now. I need my celebrity to die down a bit.” Nik, I don’t get it? The weird thing too was that my reciept said server: Smeagol.
That better not be Jaden and Kaden Solo or they are in big trouble.- nik