Smeagol | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Smeagol Is Too Famous For Scottsdale

October 21, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am a huge fan of the site I recently flew into Scottsdale from Cincinnati for the weekend, I was hoping to run into you and a few dirty celebrities and see what they were really like.  Well I met the man the myth the legend…Smeagol…I thought this guy was going to be so cool, I mean this guy has been hit by and car and pretty much walked away from it and he is able to do something like this with Kaden and Jaden 2 of the hottest chicks on earth.  So needless to say I was excited to meet him and take a picture with him to show all my friends, well apparently he is too famous right now and the paparazzi are out to get him because he will not allow any flash photographer in his vicinity.  He told me “Sorry, bro I don’t take Smeagol pictures because things are a little heated right now. I need my celebrity to die down a bit.”  Nik, I don’t get it?  The weird thing too was that my reciept said server: Smeagol.

That better not be Jaden and Kaden Solo or they are in big trouble.- nik

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Brooke Looks Like Smeagol

August 19, 2009 Miami, Smeagol 9

Brooke i mean smeagol PLEASE put ur mask back on!!

Brooke i mean smeagol PLEASE put ur mask back on!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all u need is a bag of c*ke to bed this illiterate snaggle tooth…in the pics w/ no make up, i think she was getting ready to film as smeagol in lord of the rings haha.

Her nose is so big, people must hate sharing it with her.- nik

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Kaden Loves Smeagol

July 10, 2009 Kaden Solo, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 142

Kaden loves smeagol

Kaden loves smeagol

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.

One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik

**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench.  I decided. 

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War Has Been Declared

June 30, 2009 ASU, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 85


Statement From Smeagol To JV Jackrabbit Promoters: “PCL owns Thursday nights in Scottsdale, Nik Richie will be responsible for the 80/20 girl to guy ratio this Thursday…. amateurs go elsewhere.”

Smeagol, you are right.  It was a JV move for them to put DJ AM’s logo on their flyer when he is not even performing?- nik

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InCase You Didn’t Know…

May 29, 2009 InCase You Didnt Know..., Scottsdale, Smeagol 23


Smeagol proved last night why he is the number 1 promoter in Scottsdale… You couldn’t breathe in PCL last night.

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Smeagol Is The Man Homie!

May 26, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 18

Nasty tranny with needle pokers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember when there was no such thing as the dirty and Smeagol thought he could get away with everything?

Yes, the metamorphosis of Smeagol has been crazy over the past year.  Hopefully he will find his precious soon… Smeagol, just a heads up.  Leper is moving to Scottsdale (you thought Swine Flu was bad) she might be the ONE!- nik

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Team Smeagol

May 21, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol 0


I didn’t know Smeagol had his own bobsled team?

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Smeagol’s Birthday

May 19, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol 12


Happy Birthday Smeags… Stay Douche!

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