Smeagol | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Smeagol Is Juiced

April 28, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, note the flexing pose… guess he’s back on the juice.  Probably using Sweets as his trainer.

Nice fake Movado… in true 30K millionaire fashion Smeags.- nik

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April 3, 2009 ASU, Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, Smeagol 6



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this leaving a prestigious scottsdale neighborhood. The plate was priceless and had 80′s style roll bars in the truck bed, with a tool bumper sticker and a flag on the window for the cardinals! Classy!

Smeagol that truck you drive is for the Gays.- nik

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Is Smeagol For The?

March 27, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was at PCL last night and thought I was going to the restroom and accidently opened the wrong door.  To make a long story short these two dudes were making out in the closet?  I think one of them is a dirty celeb?

Smeagol say it aint so… I thought PCL was a safe zone.  A Nomo (a place where no homos go).- nik

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Smeagol, Super Promoter!

March 24, 2009 Manhattan, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out your own dirty celeb SMEAGOL aka Chad Landau going mainstream with this quote in the New York Times the Other Day: “On Thursdays and weekend nights, the sidewalks around Suede and the Pussycat Lounge have a pure Mardi Gras feel: not enough square footage per person to move comfortably. “We’ve got 50,000 students at Arizona State,” said Chad Landau, a promoter for the Pussycat Lounge, “so that fuels the scene, and that energy draws people in their 30s, 40s, 50s — a chain reaction, right?” Why did they quote him as Chad Landau, everyone on the streets knows his name is Smeagol.

Obviously the New York Times has never bought a drink off this guy… next time check your receipt where it says server name.  It clearly reads SMEAGOL (from Lord of the Rings).- nik

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March 20, 2009 ASU, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 24


Check out the new spokes model for American Apparel.

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Sméagol on St. Patty’s Day

March 19, 2009 Dallas, Smeagol 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: The St. Patty’s Day party on Lower Greenville in Dallas is quite easily one of the top three St. Patty’s parties around. I thought I’d seen just about every green costume possible until I saw this. Either Sméagol decided to get into the holiday spirit or a Leprechaun went nuts with Nair. Either way the girls seemed to enjoy finding out if the ‘equipment’ was real. I guess this is the male version of +2′s… does that make it a +1 or a +3?

Why?  How does this pull tail?- nik

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Smeagol’s Dude Fest 99

March 2, 2009 ASU, Scottsdale, Smeagol 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got invited to Smeagol pool party this past weekend.  Here is a shot that about sums up the party.

“Hey, I think I know that guy?”- nik

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Club Promoter His Girlfriend

January 10, 2009 Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 28

Club Promoter Douche & Girlfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Scottsdale club promoter Smeagol who updates his facebook status every 5 minutes with his new girlfriend. They look so cute together :-).

Looks like Smeagol’s girlfriend has been eating bear claws too.- nik

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