THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at PCL last night and thought I was going to the restroom and accidently opened the wrong door. To make a long story short these two dudes were making out in the closet? I think one of them is a dirty celeb?
Smeagol say it aint so… I thought PCL was a safe zone. A Nomo (a place where no homos go).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out your own dirty celeb SMEAGOL aka Chad Landau going mainstream with this quote in the New York Times the Other Day: ”On Thursdays and weekend nights, the sidewalks around Suede and the Pussycat Lounge have a pure Mardi Gras feel: not enough square footage per person to move comfortably. “We’ve got 50,000 students at Arizona State,” said Chad Landau, a promoter for the Pussycat Lounge, “so that fuels the scene, and that energy draws people in their 30s, 40s, 50s — a chain reaction, right?” Why did they quote him as Chad Landau, everyone on the streets knows his name is Smeagol.
Obviously the New York Times has never bought a drink off this guy… next time check your receipt where it says server name. It clearly reads SMEAGOL (from Lord of the Rings).- nik
Check out the new spokes model for American Apparel.
THE DIRTY ARMY: The St. Patty’s Day party on Lower Greenville in Dallas is quite easily one of the top three St. Patty’s parties around. I thought I’d seen just about every green costume possible until I saw this. Either Sméagol decided to get into the holiday spirit or a Leprechaun went nuts with Nair. Either way the girls seemed to enjoy finding out if the ‘equipment’ was real. I guess this is the male version of +2′s… does that make it a +1 or a +3?
Why? How does this pull tail?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got invited to Smeagol pool party this past weekend. Here is a shot that about sums up the party.
“Hey, I think I know that guy?”- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Scottsdale club promoter Smeagol who updates his facebook status every 5 minutes with his new girlfriend. They look so cute together 
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Looks like Smeagol’s girlfriend has been eating bear claws too.- nik
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