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Spartica Returns

October 28, 2012 Detroit, MSU, Spartica, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay, I am not really sure how to start, since I am new to this site. One of my interns showed it to me and needless, I haven’t gotten any work done.  There is a girl I used to know named Kayte Hall. When I started looking at all the bleached and botoxed bitches on this site, I laughed and said to myself, “Haha, Kayte would totally be on here if people cared about Michigan.” Lol. She is. You call her “Spartica”. I met Spartica at CMU. That is Central Michigan University. She is a daddy’s girl and her first set of fake tits was bought for her by her college professor (she learned early). She was bulimic mostly through college and definately abused drugs. One of her best friends was a stripper. The other two were also sl*tty whores. She was the girl that threw a beer bottle at you for looking at her and egged her man on to start fights. She was vapid and shallow. Cut to the future and she is alive and well thanks to FB. She has a new man piece that worships her…they always do even though she treats them like crap. All of her pictures look like they are taken by a professional photog who follows them around. She claims she is a paralegal. Her an the man piece just bought a house and she is a brunette now…I guess she thinks that makes her respectable. When we were in college she told people her goals were to be a Trophy Wife or Playboy Bunny…I guess neither panned out.

Is Spartica back in Michigan? I thought she moved to San Diego to “make it”.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 AR Mystery, Bronzilla, Loptimus Prime, March Madness 2011, Nickel, Pucker, Rackstar, Silver Dollar, Spartica, The Dirty 11

Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

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The Spartan Double

December 3, 2010 MSU, Spartica 10

the spartan double sleezer

the spartan double sleezer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve seen this girl, lets just say…around, she gets around. I’ve seen her at quite a few frat partys around campus and everytime i leave i see her walking out of the party with one, sometimes two, randoms. I made the mistake of talking to her one night though, and she was telling me about how she got good grades untill she came to state, and now shes about to fail out. Well i was drunk so i ended up taking her home with me and it wasn’t bad, but i stopped talking to her. i went to get checked out though realizing i made the mistake of hooking up with the biggest sleezer I’ve ever seen. and, well, i now have an std that will stay with me untill im dead. If you see this girl, be cautious and just continue on your way.

In all seriousness, is this a chick or a dude?- nik

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Spartica’s Divorce

January 28, 2010 Cougars, Michigan State, San Diego, Spartica, The Dirty 25

Exclusive:Spartica's Divorce! Cougar town?

Exclusive:Spartica's Divorce! Cougar town?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Spartica’s is divorced. We all knew it would happen. “You can’t turn a Wh*re into a house wife”…..She’s back to old habits, going to the bar, shopping with Daddy’s credit cards, doing drugs….I really had hope for her. I will continue to pray for her and her family…what a disgrace!

Spartica, congratulations on being a real person now.  Your Dirty Celeb meter just went up a couple points.  If you are still in San Diego come out to my birthday party Feb. 11 at the Hardrock.  I can talk you through the fake depression.- nik

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Key Round 1 Match Ups

March 13, 2009 8 Belles, DIRTY March Madness, Fake Kim Kardashian, G-Girl, Miss Tommy Gun, Nik's Chick, Spartica, The Dirty 33


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Scottsdale’s G-Girl (77%, 5,553 Votes)
  • Dallas’s Miss Tommy Gun (23%, 1,680 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,229


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • My Horse 8 Belles (83%, 5,984 Votes)
  • Houston’s Fake Kim Kardashian (17%, 1,228 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,208


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Nik’s Chick (ex drama, thanks Stalker from STL) (89%, 6,630 Votes)
  • MSU Alum Spartica (11%, 812 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,437

Click Here To Get Caught Up On The DIRTY March Madness

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Updated DIRTY March Madness Bracket

March 12, 2009 8 Belles, Black Barbie Shim, DIRTY March Madness, Fake Kim Kardashian, G-Girl, Miss Tommy Gun, Nik's Chick, Same Face Barbie, Spartica, The Dirty 16


Click on image to see the road to the Final Four so far.


Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Miss Tommy Gun vs. G-Girl

8 Belles vs. Fake Kim Kardashian

Black Barbie Shim vs. Same Face Barbie

Nik’s Chick vs. Spartica


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RackStar And Spartica

March 2, 2009 Michigan State, MSU, Rackstar, San Diego, Spartica 30


Looks like somebody has gained some weight.

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Spartica Transfer

January 26, 2009 San Francisco, Spartica, The Dirty 11


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, remember when Spartica had a hot body.

No, she has been sucking in her whole career.- nik

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