SPARTICA’s face isn’t as Cougarish in these pictures.  Maybe she is getting botox now.  Spartica ditch the dude and move west please.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Spartica’s doing her normal weird sh*t…but is it just me or is that Rackstar’s aereola?  Dang those things must be the size of my head!

I was wondering when they would slip out?  Is it just me or is Rackstar about to blow up and never come back?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Rackstar and Spartica girl turned 30 this weekend! Time to grow up?

No way. I can see it in the face of Spartica (34), but not Rackstar. I thought she was 3 years old (in the Rack).- nik

EMAIL: Kayte “The Coug” A.K.A. Spartica is at it again! Supposedly she’s a groupie now, and is dating this rock douchetard who has longer hair than SHE does! Check out the pic with her hair pulled up…extreme cougar style, you can see the gray hairs AND chimpanzee ears! Buck teeth are also visible too! Someone needs to tell her boyfriend to brush his teeth, and I have insider info that he’s hooked up on the road…poor Spartica! This girl needs to lay low for once in her life and act her age!

Spartica (on the left) is looking rough. Actually, she is starting to look like a man. She needs to chill out on the partying and move west to Scottsdale where everyone stays home and reads books.- nik

Rackstar, if you get a chance, please email me. I need to see if you and Spartica are available for the 4th of July weekend. TheDirty is planning to “Party like a Rackstar” in Vegas!

G-Girl, I apologize for saying that your ankles are too dark.

Touch my Snaggle

Why do Snaggle girls always have an ugly sidekick? I am thinking it is because one of them has to be the husband. This Snaggle looks a lot like Spartica, but I cannot tell because her face ages so rapidly. Thoughts? Yes, No, Maybe so?