Star F*cker | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Your Ray-J Brunettes From VanDirty

March 22, 2010 Star F*cker, The Dirty, Vancouver 100

your brunette

your brunette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these’s 2 girls are Olivia and Natalie absolutely gorgeous and the most sweetest girls I no!!! They can deff have any guy they want! And Vancouver the most gorgeous women in the world.

They are famous for being starf*ckers… they try to hit me up on Facebook everyday.  They have fat arms made for black dudes, my Greg wouldn’t even rise half mast for these klondikes.  Sorry.- nik

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I Love Famous PC

January 12, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Vancouver 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Natalie H only sleeps with famous black guys, she has sooo much plastic surgry done on her face to look her cuz Oliva lol and thinks she already famous…. she the biggest b*tch ever! shes dateing James Anderson she loves thoughs NFL’s and they love her big *ss booty slow done on the candy and cup cakes nat!

Man she looks just like her cousin Dirty Celeb Star F*cker.  I guess loving famous purple crayon runs in the family.- nik

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Who’s Hotter? Megan Fox Or Her Crush Olivia?

June 24, 2009 Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Toronto, UCLA, UCSB, Vancouver 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the most important decision anyone has ever made you make. I need to know. Megan or her lesbo crush Olivia… you can’t have both!

Very tough call… Star F*cker has a better nose than Megan Fox, but she needs to lose 4 lbs in the face.  I personally think Megan Fox is all eyes… leaning towards Olivia.- nik

What does the DIRTY ARMY think?

  • Megan Fox (57%, 10,806 Votes)
  • Olivia aka Star F*cker (43%, 8,035 Votes)

Total Voters: 18,832

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8


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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
vs The Guppy

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Bracket Correction

March 9, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, DIRTY March Madness, Forhidden, Hyena, Kaden Solo, Lamey, Smashley, Star F*cker, Sunshine, The Dirty 27

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Correction… if your office has already started their DIRTY March Madness pool, please cross out Merlin’s Moms and change it to the Grinch.  Our league officials gave the Grinch a green light to the dance. We were a little concerned about her employment, but we decided to ignore it.


Games On Tomorrow:

Sunshine vs. Smashley (BFF War)

Lamey vs. Forhidden

Z-List vs. Aubrey (H)O’Day

Star F*cker vs. Hyena

Kaden Solo vs. Seabiscuit (Scottsdale Classic)

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The Gremlins

December 20, 2008 Hollywood, Star F*cker 14

guzman twins are trolls

THE DIRTY ARMY: From Santa Ana the Guzman twins swear they are hot, they are beyond ugly look at them hanging out with a girl who i like a 6.39992, but compared to the guzman twins she is like a 10.9999. In a nutshell the twins are trolls.

Gremlins and a WNBA.- nik

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The Guzman Twins Are Ray J’s B*tches

December 16, 2008 Atlanta, Hollywood, Star F*cker, The Dirty 29

the guzman twins

the guzman twins

the guzman twins

THE DIRTY ARMY: The guzman twins..i first spotted them on your story with r&b singer ray j. He should be with one of them. There stunning and make a great pair either one. but more important There beautiful and i love to see females trying to succeed. Well i see there close to him and a few other important people in the industry. I view there myspace page periodically and i see they filmed a Y.B video and Plies Ft.sean garett video..they look like they work hard and thought you should showcase them with there celebrity friends…i just am fans of them.. and they are coming up in modeling and always are so humble with everyone on there fansite. i ran into them at atlanta at 300 a bowling place when they flew in for work.

Obviously you haven’t seen them naked… they both have the worst REFUND Gaps in Mexican history.- nik

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Ray J Hooking Up With MySpace Models Guzman Twins

October 10, 2008 Cabo San Lucas, Las Vegas, Star F*cker, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: So it looks like Ray J has found his next conquest OC Myspace models the Guzman twins. He dumps Kim Kardashian, Whitney Houston and Starf*cker and picks up these two shims and treats to a Free weekend in Vegas.

I guess Ray J the pornstar is over Canadian meat and now wants some Mexican love?- nik

Also See: Pornstar RayJ likes them young…

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