Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8 7,019 Views


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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
vs The Guppy

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Bracket Correction

March 9, 2009 Aubrey (H)O'Day, DIRTY March Madness, Forhidden, Hyena, Kaden Solo, Lamey, Smashley, Star F*cker, Sunshine, The Dirty 27 6,481 Views

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Correction… if your office has already started their DIRTY March Madness pool, please cross out Merlin’s Moms and change it to the Grinch.  Our league officials gave the Grinch a green light to the dance. We were a little concerned about her employment, but we decided to ignore it.


Games On Tomorrow:

Sunshine vs. Smashley (BFF War)

Lamey vs. Forhidden

Z-List vs. Aubrey (H)O’Day

Star F*cker vs. Hyena

Kaden Solo vs. Seabiscuit (Scottsdale Classic)

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The Gremlins

December 20, 2008 Hollywood, Star F*cker 14 6,036 Views

guzman twins are trolls

THE DIRTY ARMY: From Santa Ana the Guzman twins swear they are hot, they are beyond ugly look at them hanging out with a girl who i like a 6.39992, but compared to the guzman twins she is like a 10.9999. In a nutshell the twins are trolls.

Gremlins and a WNBA.- nik

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The Guzman Twins Are Ray J’s B*tches

December 16, 2008 Atlanta, Hollywood, Star F*cker, The Dirty 29 7,332 Views

the guzman twins

the guzman twins

the guzman twins

THE DIRTY ARMY: The guzman twins..i first spotted them on your story with r&b singer ray j. He should be with one of them. There stunning and make a great pair either one. but more important There beautiful and i love to see females trying to succeed. Well i see there close to him and a few other important people in the industry. I view there myspace page periodically and i see they filmed a Y.B video and Plies Ft.sean garett video..they look like they work hard and thought you should showcase them with there celebrity friends…i just am fans of them.. and they are coming up in modeling and always are so humble with everyone on there fansite. i ran into them at atlanta at 300 a bowling place when they flew in for work.

Obviously you haven’t seen them naked… they both have the worst REFUND Gaps in Mexican history.- nik

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Ray J Hooking Up With MySpace Models Guzman Twins

October 10, 2008 Cabo San Lucas, Las Vegas, Star F*cker, The Dirty 19 8,763 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So it looks like Ray J has found his next conquest OC Myspace models the Guzman twins. He dumps Kim Kardashian, Whitney Houston and Starf*cker and picks up these two shims and treats to a Free weekend in Vegas.

I guess Ray J the pornstar is over Canadian meat and now wants some Mexican love?- nik

Also See: Pornstar RayJ likes them young…

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OC MySpace Model Twins Would You?

September 27, 2008 Newport, Star F*cker, The Dirty 24 9,963 Views

another OC myspace model and there TWINS would you

another OC myspace model and there TWINS would you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Crystal and Christina Guzman twins from the OC and now considered models because they posed in bikinis on myspace. Nik, would you take both on at least to say you rocked out Twins?

Answer:  No way, I don’t want REFUND Gap Twins on my resume.

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Star F*cker Part II

July 5, 2008 Hollywood, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Vancouver 44 6,872 Views

Let’s be honest.  By now there has to be at least 4 sex tapes in their relationship.  Ray J is going to make her a star.

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Star F*cker is settling down

June 30, 2008 Hollywood, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Vancouver 16 9,480 Views

EMAIL: star f*cker ….at it again.

It looks like Star F*cker has found the celeb (pornstar) that she convinced to fall in love with her.  Ray J easy on the leftovers and Star F*cker congrats on the Green Card.- nik

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