THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the most important decision anyone has ever made you make. I need to know. Megan or her lesbo crush Olivia… you can’t have both!

Very tough call… Star F*cker has a better nose than Megan Fox, but she needs to lose 4 lbs in the face.  I personally think Megan Fox is all eyes… leaning towards Olivia.- nik

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Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
Unicorn vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch vs Tranny Manny
Chernobyl vs The Guppy

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Correction… if your office has already started their DIRTY March Madness pool, please cross out Merlin’s Moms and change it to the Grinch.  Our league officials gave the Grinch a green light to the dance. We were a little concerned about her employment, but we decided to ignore it.

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Games On Tomorrow:

Sunshine vs. Smashley (BFF War)

Lamey vs. Forhidden

Z-List vs. Aubrey (H)O’Day

Star F*cker vs. Hyena

Kaden Solo vs. Seabiscuit (Scottsdale Classic)

THE DIRTY ARMY: The guzman twins..i first spotted them on your story with r&b singer ray j. He should be with one of them. There stunning and make a great pair either one. but more important There beautiful and i love to see females trying to succeed. Well i see there close to him and a few other important people in the industry. I view there myspace page periodically and i see they filmed a Y.B video and Plies Ft.sean garett video..they look like they work hard and thought you should showcase them with there celebrity friends…i just am fans of them.. and they are coming up in modeling and always are so humble with everyone on there fansite. i ran into them at atlanta at 300 a bowling place when they flew in for work.

Obviously you haven’t seen them naked… they both have the worst REFUND Gaps in Mexican history.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So it looks like Ray J has found his next conquest OC Myspace models the Guzman twins. He dumps Kim Kardashian, Whitney Houston and Starf*cker and picks up these two shims and treats to a Free weekend in Vegas.

I guess Ray J the pornstar is over Canadian meat and now wants some Mexican love?- nik

Also See: Pornstar RayJ likes them young…