THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is Myspace model and go go Mellisa, originally from Phoenix (although I here she is moving back) well I think she is hot except for one thing her Sunset douche trout boyfriend. Nik would you beside the fact she dates that tool?

Answer:  No, besides the fact that I think butterfly tattoos symbolize death of a soul (white trash).  This chick also has a strong beak that wants to touch her chin and the Tijuana sphere job doesn’t help much either.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is that sunset tan douche guy.  This guy has a thing for beat gogo’s or any chick with +2′s who pays him any attention.  Isn’t this guy in his 50′s, and you would think owning a tanning salon you would be more tan.  This guy walks into clubs and expects people to respect him know who he is and have a girl there waiting for him that he can take home.  WTF this guy is a nobody and looks like he could be all these girls grampa.

You know there will be a day when he hits on his daughter (who he didn’t know he had), taking her to his dragon’s lair to pound and  wondering why she tastes kind of funny.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I think this is Sunset Douche before he opened up the tanning salon…

Check out the For the Gays photo creepers on the left checking out the glutes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought for a while there Ashlee (blue) was getting cool, but look who she was caught hanging out with, Mr Sunset Docuhe. NOT COOL ASHLEE!

You know this Orange Trout gives out free tans for sex.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Sunset Douche.  My girlfriend had to go to the bathroom after this picture to fix her face.  Yes, their cheeks touched on accident and she had a little orange on her.

Do they make Rogaine foam for Spider Sides because those legs are looking a little thin.- nik