THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw Super Pimp Trout at a bar downtown and since he loves the attention and being a Dirty Celeb we decided to stop for a quick photo shoot.  And like the true Super Pimp Trout he is we managed so snap these within 30 seconds of each other.  He is a true hero here in Cleveland, also seeing him reminded me when you were in town and how you f*cking killed it.  When you coming back Nik?  Ever?

SPT is a true legend… he should have his own commercials like the Most Interesting Man in the world.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here we have Dru (aka “the deal”) from the DA Cleveland chapter representing SGM while Super Pimp Trout throws up the limp wrist. is it me Nik or is Super Pimp for the gays?

I think super trout is trying to get someone on that mustache, preferably douchedru.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first things first, names Mic Wook, from Cleveland, but that’s not important, what is though is that everyone’s favorite trout is back at it again. I was merely browsing through my Facebook’s friends’ friends pics (yeah I know I need a f**kin’ life), and came across this lil gem. Anyways, quick question, how much does everyone’s favorite Trout get around. I swear I’m seeing King Trout himself sightings everywhere from the West Coast to the East. Am I Mistaken? Ignore the girl that said trout is with, she has no importance to this picture.

I am more concerned about SPT’s health.  He is going to get skin cancer tomorrow if he keeps tanning at such a high rate.  He is from the old cloth and doesn’t believe in spraying his ass Orange… he likes the feel of sweat on his saggy balls from an old school lay on rays tanning bed twice a day.- nik

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SPT And NR At Barley House? Please be funny and not racist.

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Prime example of giving up on life.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is my buddy and Super Pimp Trout out the other night. He is obviously so concerned about style, that he matches his face to his suit!

Has he never heard of Skin Cancer?- nik