THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first things first, names Mic Wook, from Cleveland, but that’s not important, what is though is that everyone’s favorite trout is back at it again. I was merely browsing through my Facebook’s friends’ friends pics (yeah I know I need a f**kin’ life), and came across this lil gem. Anyways, quick question, how much does everyone’s favorite Trout get around. I swear I’m seeing King Trout himself sightings everywhere from the West Coast to the East. Am I Mistaken? Ignore the girl that said trout is with, she has no importance to this picture.
I am more concerned about SPT’s health. He is going to get skin cancer tomorrow if he keeps tanning at such a high rate. He is from the old cloth and doesn’t believe in spraying his ass Orange… he likes the feel of sweat on his saggy balls from an old school lay on rays tanning bed twice a day.- nik