THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a trout and have the opportunity to spend some “quality” time with Sword Case.  But, I have a small issue.   Yes, the girl is super smoking hot and sexy, but everytime I think about her, all the old images of her pop in my head before she was hot.  I don’t know what do to, I’m afraid my Greg will not work once it comes to that because of the images in my head.  What do I do?

I think her old pictures look better than her new ones. Also, congrats to Sword Case for being in Maxim’s Hot 100.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I didn’t realize that Sword Case is actually doing great in the modeling world.  The girl is full time modeling and actually getting paid, not like most of these wanna be models.  But, I just don’t get it.  I don’t find anything special about her and don’t see how anyone really pays her to take her pictures.

What is she actually modeling? These just look like Instagram poses.- nik

Congrats to Sword Case, out of all the b*tches on this website you are the Champion. Your inner thigh gap, dark features and plastic surgery has surpassed all Dirty Celebs and International newbies to be crowned March Madness Champion.- nik

**If you are upset about the voting system or the winner please blame Hack Murphy in the comment section. How a blonde didn’t win this tourney makes me more upset than you can imagine.**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who Terry was shooting the other day. It’s the Queen of all ITG’s the one and only Sword Case. I know you would never make love to her Nik because of her hair color, but you have to admit that ITG has to give you a boner.

The ITG is strong in this one, but she does not have the force (as in she is terrible in bed).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard of this girl Ashley Sky? She’s apparently famous for her Instagram account, which she uses as a public modeling portfolio. I think she just turned 19. I know she’s a brunette (and she’s no Amber Heard), but from what I can see she has a strong ITG and a decent rack. Thoughts?

Dude, where have you been? She is a Dirty Celeb named “Sword Case”.- nik