Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Sword Case Is A Real Butterface

December 15, 2012 Berlin, Sword Case, The Dirty 25 9,585 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA straight from Germany. First time submitting. My friend Eli is “working” for a scam fitness company called Mutated Nation which are also the sponsors of Swordcase aka Butterface Ash. She constantly likes her photos and cloggs up my news feed with that horse face. I will never understand her popularity, that chick is beat as fck. How can an ITG make people ignore her horse face and kiss up to her ass?

She does have a great belly button in this picture.- nik



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What Work Did Sword Case Get Done To Look So Good

December 3, 2012 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 29 9,544 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here from Miami.  I was so in love with Ashley aka Sword Case before you posted all her old pictures and we got to see what she really use to look like.  With how different she looks now from when she use to, what kinda of work did she get done to look so good? Because it is a genius scam she pulled.

Sword Case claims that her rack is real… what do you think?- nik



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How Can I Be The Next Sword Case

October 24, 2012 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 28 8,813 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Ashley Sky aka SwordCase.  I saw her before pictures when she was not cute at all, actually she wasn’t even remotely attractive.  I feel like I’m in the same boat as her, I’m at the age of 20 and all my friends get all the attention from guys and I don’t.  How can an average girl like me, become attractive and sexy like her.  I’m sure money has to do with it and that I have, so it wouldn’t be an issue.  I wish I could send a picture of myself but I’m afraid you would tear me apart.

All Sword Case has is a strong Inner Thigh Gap (ITG) and a decent fake rack. +2′s are easy to buy, maybe package it with some lipo and a square chin like The Case.- nik



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What A Sword Case Scam

October 8, 2012 Miami, Sword Case 3 9,699 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across Ashley Sky AKA Ashley Skiver on your website and right away I knew her pictures were too good to be true. So I did a bit of digging around and found these pictures of her. As you can see, without Photoshop and Instagram filters she is about a 1.256456756. Sorry to disappoint the guys that thought she was perfect.  Its a damn SCAM.

Looks like the Sword will be missing from the Case for awhile.- nik



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Be Honest, Would You With Sword Case

September 28, 2012 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty, Would You? 47 21,969 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sword Case is super hot.  Not sure why you guys are hating on her and how pretty she is.  There is no photoshop in her pictures and its all natural.  Not every girl in the world is born super hot, most of them just develop into that and thats how she came about.  Look at that body and tell me you would not?  And don’t bullsh*t me.  Be honest.

Answer: No.



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Ashley Sky Has A Body Of A Goddess But A Face From Hell

September 21, 2012 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 88 21,836 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Ashley Sky’s body but her face… not so much.  Sucks when a girl is blessed with a body like hers but then stuck with a face like that.  Yes, she has made a huge improvement in the past few years but still that face just throws me off.  None the less, I love her style and her confidence which makes her a little sexier in the face but besides that, is there anything she can do?

Don’t call her Ashley Sky… her name is Sword Case!!  I’m not concerned about her head.  My Excalibur cannot fit in her mouth to stay warm.- nik



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