Sword Case | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Ashley Sky Aka Sword Case’s Doctor Needs A Nobel Prize

October 2, 2013 Hollywood, Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 65

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my friend has been sleeping with Ashley Sky aka Sword Case for the past few months.  He hits it all the time and she is totally in love with him.  She shows him pictures all the time of her photoshoots and all that.  He asked her why she never shows him pictures from her youth and she said she doesn’t have any because they were all in a laptop that was stolen years ago.  We did some research and found her on your site and then googled her… after seeing pictures like this, I see why she tries to pretend her past didn’t exist.  God Damn was she ugly as f*ck.  Her surgeons should get a nobel prize.

Sword Case still claims to this day she has never had any plastic surgery (LIE).- nik

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It’s Official Sword Case Has A Real Rack

August 19, 2013 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 131


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I guess it’s safe to say Sword Case has real boobs. I’m sorry people but fake boobs don’t bounce like this. I guess Ashley wasn’t lying after all. She is all natural with no plastic surgery. Nik you can’t deny Sword Case’s natural beauty.

I have always been a huge fan of Sword Case’s arms, especially her elbows.- nik

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Does Sword Case Have +2s

July 18, 2013 Hollywood, Miami, Sword Case 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did Sword Case ever have a boob job? Her breasts aren’t big, probably a tiny C, but that even seems like a lot of breast tissue for someone like her with no fat on their body. If she did have implants, they can’t be any more than a couple hundred cc’s, but they suit her nicely.

I say +2′s.- nik

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What Was Sword Case Thinking

July 2, 2013 Hollywood, Sword Case, The Dirty 74

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what the hell Sword Case was thinking when she decide to rock this outfit.  Not a fan of it at all and sucks her girlfriends didn’t have the balls to speak up and let her know that was a bad decision.

Well her girlfriends are still high school kids so that won’t help.- nik

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Is This Really Sword Case On Backpage

June 17, 2013 Las Vegas, Sword Case, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you remember the girl who won March Madness?? Sword Case… I thought you would. Well I found her on Backpage posting adds in Las Vegas June 15, 2013. Can anybody in the DA confirm that she is in LV right now? If anybody out there needs somewhere to put their Excalibur give her a call. I’m pretty sure this is how she pays for all her surgeries.  But truly I don’t believe it, she seems like she has a soul.

Looks like a fake. Now way Sword Case is Middle Eastern.- nik

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What Do I Do About Sword Case

May 23, 2013 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a trout and have the opportunity to spend some “quality” time with Sword Case.  But, I have a small issue.   Yes, the girl is super smoking hot and sexy, but everytime I think about her, all the old images of her pop in my head before she was hot.  I don’t know what do to, I’m afraid my Greg will not work once it comes to that because of the images in my head.  What do I do?

I think her old pictures look better than her new ones. Also, congrats to Sword Case for being in Maxim’s Hot 100.- nik

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Is Sword Case That Big In The Modeling World

May 9, 2013 Hollywood, Sword Case 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I didn’t realize that Sword Case is actually doing great in the modeling world.  The girl is full time modeling and actually getting paid, not like most of these wanna be models.  But, I just don’t get it.  I don’t find anything special about her and don’t see how anyone really pays her to take her pictures.

What is she actually modeling? These just look like Instagram poses.- nik

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March Madness Champion: Sword Case

April 8, 2013 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Newport, Scottsdale, Sword Case, The Dirty, Vancouver 281


Congrats to Sword Case, out of all the b*tches on this website you are the Champion. Your inner thigh gap, dark features and plastic surgery has surpassed all Dirty Celebs and International newbies to be crowned March Madness Champion.- nik


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