THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s your boy Tatouche @ a Cardinals game carrying a purse around. to top it off he’s was wearing some g-unit wife beater and no red on. If your gonna come to Busch you gotta have at least wear somethin Red. and he’s flashing what looks to be like $120 which I’m sure is for the stadium attendant who probably had to get him a phone book to stand on so he could see above the counter.

Must be his tip money that he splits with the bus boys at the end of the night at his “secret” restaurant job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looking through an old phone trying to find a number and stumbled across this masterpiece…this is why multiple watches are ALWAYS worn, watch=new brass knuckles.

Is that the Real Deal?  Why does Tatouche have to be such a loser?  The white hanging belt with the shades?  Come on guy!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Umm Nik at club 15 the other night Timberfake got on the microphone and called Tatouche a smelly mexican and a Trust fund baby and then to make it worse he was on the microphone calling out Tatouche and saying he was the #1 Playbaby. Then Tatouche tried charging at Timbo and his crew held tatouche back it was crazy. Then Timberfake had a Police Escort all through the club it was Impressive. Timberfake rolls harder then Barack Obama. I couldn’t believe it but its true.

This really went down… Tatouche should be careful because Timberfake can do backflips in his sleep.  Not that I am taking sides because Tatouche yells out “Look boss da plane, plane!” in his sleep.- nik

Also See:

Timberfake Chronicles

Tatouche Chronicles

THE DIRTY ARMY: I was at a company outing the other night at Tropicana.  I saw a dude resembling Tatouche off thedirty.com and went up to him and asked if he was indeed the man.  He stated he was.  He was with a very hot blond.  It was very surreal seeing the legend with his big shades.  He even had gold rhinestones on his wristband.  Who wears a white scarf to a bowling alley?

Wow… small breakthrough.  He is only wearing one watch.- nik