Tatouche’s New Tail

This is Tatouche’s new girlfriend he has been parading around STL. Yes, they match outfits because it is true love.

This is Tatouche’s new girlfriend he has been parading around STL. Yes, they match outfits because it is true love.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I found Tatouches brother in Dallas, since they were both adopted and seperated at birth we should reunite them what do you think?.
I think this guy might get mad when Tatouche tries to hit on one of his boyfriends. I think it’s best we keep them apart- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: See, true story, he really was the chef at the party on sunday. Hes been cut off from $$. He has no choice, he has to work. Welcome to the world son.
Tatouche you had a great Douche Bag run… now ditch the shades.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: At times I wish I could be as cool as Sam I just don’t think I could. look how cool he is so tall and fresh. If joe dirt was rich I think that he would act like Tatouche that guy on the right so tight.
What’s wrong Tatouche… you can’t afford Cristal anymore? Maybe you could sell one of your watches.- nik

DIRTY ARMY, I think we need to have a moment of silence for the passing of Tatouche’s real father. Thank you.

THE DIRTY ARMY: He got mad at RichieRexic, took his sunglasses off, jumped on her table, poured out her champagne, and had to be removed by security. Then snuck his way back in crawling through booths. Last saturday night was a disaster mess of stl dirty celebs nik.
Can someone tell Tatouche he is not from Los Angeles. Who wears a baseball cap with a full suit? At least he still rocks the two watches on both wrists.- nik