Yes, Tatouche runs the STL and wears jackets in the summer. What is with the one glove with cut finger openings? It doesn’t really flow with the pacho stache.
EMAIL: Hey Nik,
Here are some more shots of everyone’s favorite mini douche. Please take notice of bald douche, Brian, as well. He is best friends with Sammy and can be seen running around clubs wearing sunglasses at night just like Sammy. He says his dad is an executive at Pfizer, but he lives in a crappy apartment, wears fake designer clothes, and bartends for a living…hardly characteristics of a trust fund baby. Gotta love the 30K millionaires that spend their tip money on booze and blow…
Wait, are you telling me Tatouche is a 30K Millionaire?- nik
EMAIL: It is people like these guys that make St. Louis suck so bad.
We will call him “TATOUCHE”.
It is official according to the DIRTY ARMY voting and I confirmed it this morning on the radio in St. Louis with insideSTL.com that the King of all Douche Bag will now be crowned the name Tatouche.
Tatu (from fantasy island) + Douche = Tatouche