THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was recently at a pool party that the Burrito was DJing at and since Im Dirty Army I knew who he was so I was really excited to go meet him and tell him I know him from TheDirty.  Anyway he was so wasted he refused to take a pic with me unless I took my top off and let him motor boat me… what a f*cking jerk, can you tell him to stop acting like your agent Ari Golden please. He also said “F*ck The Dirty” on the mic like one hundred times.

The Burrito, the only reason you are a famous DJ is because of me son… slow your roll.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chicago Scene 2010 got outta control, just as we thought he left the country to team up with Frog… He surfaced with his WMC shirt sporting a new glove and some new toy.  I love the shirt “Got Yayo?”  what a descrete way to ask for Pepsi.

I made the Burrito so famous… I heard he is making $45k a pop DJing overseas.  They call him “Die Burrito” and he has everyone in Europe fooled that he is a celebrity in America because of TheDirty.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe the Burrito got his set cancelled at club Enclave this weekend.  Man his career is starting to go down hill, I mean look at the chicks he is now hanging around.  Is The Burrito’s career over?

The Burrito you are aging at a rapid rate… hate to break it to you, but people stop going to clubs at your age.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I was looking into Yacht rentals for party, came across the Burrito. Who knew he was a Level 3 Pro DJ? I wonder if he owns the Yacht too.   And is this real because if it is 94 bucks is a deal, to hang with this guy for sure.

Where the hell is this guy?  Supposedly he moved to Russia to team up with scientists to figure out how they can turn off the internet, but that is the last I heard.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, havent seen The Burrito on here  in a while, he must have been hybernating for summer time.  Anyway here are some pics of him from WMC how many little girls do you think he touched in the wrong place?  And nik look at the first picture he is wearing a t shirt that says “Got Yayo?”  How much Pepsi does this old timmer do?

If The Burrito has anything to do with drug cartels he sure is doing a terrible job hiding it. “Juice & Coke”?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is dirty. F*cks every guy she chats with online. Has all these tattoos but is clearly a fat cow, and needs to get over it. && stop taking myspace picture angles. i like to think of her as lion king or a bigger version of snooki? what do you think Nik? & her friends are all uglyer then sh*t.

This is why you don’t talk to girls who only have head shots…they really look like this.- nik