The Burrito | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

DJ Burrito Paid Big Bucks

August 28, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 53


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, I guess he really showed you with the headline! See the attached. He runs this down so much that they didn’t even state his name. Instead he will be known as as target. WHAT A TOOL!!!

The Burrito sure paid a lot of money for one little sentence?- nik

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DJ Burrito Thinks He Is Hardcore, Already Ruining My Chi-Town Trip

August 25, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 113


It was only a matter of time before he found out I was coming to Chicago… Look what he emailed me:


Dude, you are such a loser.  I don’t care and I hate to break it to you THE BURRITO, but it usually works the other way around.  Clubs pay DJ’s to spin.  You need to chill out.- nik

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El Famous Burrito

August 6, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 49

El Famous Burrito

El Famous Burrito

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out The Burrito at the Chicago-Scene boat party fully equipped w/his water pistol, crisp ace of spades, and bottle of Belve…oh, and a black glove? Pretty sweet!

He is a bonified celebrity in Chicago.  I heard he is charging $5K a gig to DJ… you are welcome “The Burrito”.- nik

[Images: Chicago Scene]

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The Burrito Will Lead The Dirty Army!

July 19, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…..the US is turned into complete liberal p*ssy….no other media except for FOX is covering this. WHY?? Terrorist rally in Chicago and not even local media says anything!! Burrito, if you hear me and even though I think your a douche, I will join forces with you and lets go to Oak Lawn and bust this up:

A group committed to establishing an international Islamic empire and reportedly linked to Al Qaeda is stepping up its Western recruitment efforts by holding its first official conference in the U.S.

Hizb ut-Tahrir is a global Sunni network with reported ties to confessed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Al Qaeda in Iraq’s onetime leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. It has operated discreetly in the U.S. for decades.

Now, it is coming out of the shadows and openly hosting a July 19 conference entitled, “The Fall of Capitalism and the Rise of Islam,” at a posh Hilton hotel in a suburb of Chicago.

Click Here To Read The Full Story

Why is everyone in Chicago crazy?  Whatever happened to watching a Cubs game in peace?- nik

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Hillary Duff And The Burrito

June 25, 2009 Chicago, Hollywood, The Burrito, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you think that Hillary Duff and the Burrito are perhaps related…or are they long lost lovers?

They actually make a pretty hot couple… they both have broad shoulders in common, too.- nik

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The Burrito Might Be Forgy

June 5, 2009 Chicago, Scottsdale, The Burrito, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am starting to think that The Burrito might be playing for the pink team. Take away that assault rifle and what do you have? I’ll tell you. You have a douchetard wearing three necklaces with red heart pillows sewing a scarf. I’m claiming he is For The Gays.

This guy needs some serious help.  He is completely delusional.- nik

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The Burrito Goes Green

June 2, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 87


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like your boy The Burrito has sold the Z06 and has gone with a much “greener” ride. I wonder if his assault weapons would even fit in a smart car? At least the bottle of Belvedere still does…

Who does drive by’s in a Smart Car?  What a loser.- nik

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Caption of the Day

May 26, 2009 Chicago, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Burrito, The Dirty 74


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Nice guns? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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