THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, i didnt know the burrito actually hangs out with hot chicks?  Does he really pull tail like he claims?

I think The Burrito should dress up as a normal person for Halloween.  Not sure what he is going for here?  I am guessing Ken from Street Fighter 2?- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Word on The Street is that the BURRITO is Flying in to SD today and thinks he has a chance with this gorgeous chick ….She is actually Cool. Not sure why she would hang with a The TOOL of All TOOLS.

She is the one who looks like a Burrito.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, not sure if you’ve seen these, but this is The Burrito without his gun, bandana, kissy face, bottle of Belv, etc… etc…. and what’s the deal with the Shims?

Wow, he looks naked without his armor.  Almost normal looking in a Trout kind of way.- nik

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To answer all the DIRTY ARMY emails I have been getting on The Burrito drama from this past weekend at Crobar in Chicago… well here you go.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, I guess he really showed you with the headline! See the attached. He runs this down so much that they didn’t even state his name. Instead he will be known as as thedirty.com target. WHAT A TOOL!!!

The Burrito sure paid a lot of money for one little sentence?- nik

It was only a matter of time before he found out I was coming to Chicago… Look what he emailed me:

Dude, you are such a loser.  I don’t care and I hate to break it to you THE BURRITO, but it usually works the other way around.  Clubs pay DJ’s to spin.  You need to chill out.- nik