The Burrito | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

**Update Email From Merlin** The Burrito WMC Style

April 2, 2009 Miami, The Burrito, The Dirty 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your Dirty Celeb The Burrito at the WMC in South Beach. Looking as douchetard as ever…  Not going to lie I was TOTALLY star struck! luv the dirty!

Winter Music Conference should be called Douche Bag Music Conference.  I got RO-Hawk pictures submitted too… We need to have a Douche off!- nik

WMC DOUCHE OFF, Who Was The Biggest Douche In Miami?

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EMAIL From Merlin: NikThe WMC Post of The Burrito is bewildering me. It got me thinking about what the hell goes through this guys head when he is packing his bags in Chicago for the big trip:

“Okay I’m going to be there 3 days…..alright I need six chains (3 dogtags, 3 crosses), wifebeaters, shades, white belts, jeans, 3 bandanas… that all? Wait! Oh man, I almost forgot my deck of cards.”

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The Burrito Is An Internet Legend

March 30, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Looks like The Burrito has finally made it other sites.

If he does have powers to turn off the entire internet, he better hurry… others are catching on to his Douche Baggery.  The Burrito I made you!- nik

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What The Hell?

March 15, 2009 Miami, The Burrito 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, all i have to say is what the hell?!

Somewhere out there, The Burrito is so beating off to this pic.. Just sayin’- nik

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February 3, 2009 Miami, RO-Hawk, The Burrito, The Dirty 23


I am getting one step closer to Trouthood.  I just wanted to let RO-Hawk and The Burrito know that they are not invited to any of my DIRTY 30 birthday parties.  This friday I have my first birthday party in Miami at Mansion and then I fly to Houston the next day to celebrate at Venue. The following week (NBA All-Star Weekend) I will be celebrating my 30ness friday night at Prive in Las Vegas and then in my hometown of Scottsdale on Saturday (Valentines Day) at Barcelona with Snoop Dog. More dates and cities to come… like Mardi Gras.  Yes, February is going to be nards.

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The Burrito Loses Again

January 23, 2009 Chicago, Dirty TV, The Burrito, The Dirty 97

Click here to see what caused this video

The Burrito, I am rubber and you are glue… whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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The Burrito Lives

January 23, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 21


The Burrito Email: Hooman you think your real f*cking funny don’t you. Yeah I know your real name because I am smarter than you. Be ready.

Dude, you keep losing to me “The Burrito”… just give up.  The whole world knows my real name retard.- nik

Also See: GetRad Fridays

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GetRad Fridays

January 23, 2009 GetRad, Scottsdale, The Burrito, The Dirty 75

The build up video above… get pumped!

Dude… THE BURRITO is going to be a little upset.  Sorry Son!

**Sorry No. 1 Z06 island isn’t happening… the birds wouldn’t flock there anyway.

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The Burrito Lives

January 18, 2009 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 100


Serious question for The Burrito:  Why are there so many tubes going into your toilet?

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