The Burrito | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Is The Burrito For The Gays

December 22, 2008 Ibiza, The Burrito, The Dirty 12


I wonder how The Burrito’s island shopping is going?  It seems like it is going a lot better than he expected!

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The Burrito Is In The Closet

December 10, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 39

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have a feeling that Robbie Z06 might be more than meets the eye.

Dude, I knew it…  The Burrito plays for the other team.  Island hoping with dudes who are professional sword fighters.- nik

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Caption of the Day

December 9, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 117

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Works Burrito!  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to yesterday’s winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a Cougar tee!

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The Burrito

December 8, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am a huge fan of your website, but I just want to warn you that Rob Z is no joke.  He gets what he wants.  So please be careful because I will not be able to survive working at my job without the dirty.

Thank you my friend… I know the beans are not all there in this burrito.  My job is to weed out the weak in this world.  I must win or die trying.  If it is my destiny to die by the hands of the enemy than I shall blame Taco Bell.- nik

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Random Email From The Burrito?

December 8, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 136

EMAIL From The Burrito:  Let me get the record straight, I never said I was going to turn THE WHOLE F*CKING INTERNET OFF, just your dumb f*cking site assh*le. I know all the Columbian Drug lawyers down in Miami who can get anyone off or “solve problems” if I need and I am going to turn them loose on you if this is not solved. I don’t know what picture you found of me floating around and have decided to put on your site but my boys tell me you have found something and put it up.  Take it down now!  I don’t have internet access out here on the islands, just e-mail so you can email when to let me know its down so I can call off the lawyers. I am also out of cell phone range because I am shopping around the Pacific because the economy is so bad I want to pick up an island while they are cheap to party on. Like my own little personal Vegas with hotter b*tches. I would invite you to chill if you stopped putting me on the site.  Maybe we could even be friends someday? If not, then war it is on mother f*cker!   One more thing, can you stop calling me Burrito, I can’t take a piss in a men’s room anywhere without 10 guys pointing and going, “hey Burrito!”.  It pisses me off.  Just call me Robbie Z06.

One more thing, I am doing a national tour bigger than sh*tty Teiesto.  He spins on land, I spin on a boat, its insane.  Come check it out sometime unless you still want to be enemies then count the days, because your little party will shortly come to an end.

I rather be enemies, you are not cool “The Burrito” and I am sorry, but I cannot call you anything else. Also, your friends are lying to you.  I have not posted any pictures of you for quite sometime since you have been hiding out.  Last, you are lying!  YOU DID CLAIM YOU COULD TURN OFF THE ENTIRE INTERNET.  Didn’t you have access to the light switch at the Pentagon or was that your lawyers.- nik

Also See: The Burrito Section

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September 26, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: found this picture on the web, burrito has been missing in action lately.

Burrito is still in the matrix. He took the red pill and I don’t think he’s ever coming back.  Already had this picture up in the past.- nik


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Dirty Cook

August 15, 2008 Chicago, Scottsdale, The Burrito 10

Dirty Cook

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I stumbled on this little gem on a friend’s myspace. looks like Burrito’s lil hot pants come in apron size too. Who knew he was so famous. Or… just a big lier face! Nik, Burrito is definitely for the gays.

Dude, the Burrito would so buy that off you.- nik

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Fantasy Island, Butt & Plug (Unofficial Names)

August 5, 2008 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 7

Fantasy Island - Boat Scene Party

THE DIRTY ARMY: I spotted the Landen twins (a.k.a. Butt & Plug) at the Chicago Boat Scene party this weekend. I think they were hired to stand on the end of the boat like Tattoo from Fantasy Island and yell “The Plane! The Plane!” By the way Butt I love the rainbow wristband that confirms a lot of my suspicions.

P.S. I also spotted Burrito on the lake that day, but did not have my camera handy. I know someone out there has pics of him from that day. Please send in!!! It was my first live spotting of him and could not stop laughing and yelling Burrito. Thanks for all the laughs.

Shouldn’t they be at a casting for the new Willy Wonka movie???- nik

**The Burrito if you read this- your boating days are numbered and I know you and Freddy Fags are buddies!

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