THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just when I thought the Burrito went into hiding after WMC, here he is back up to his old ways. Please tell me pays these broads to hang out with him.

Dear The Burrito, I heard through the Chicago grapevine that you are coming to Las Vegas Memorial Weekend to grab my neck and rape me in the face.  I just want to warn you that if you even try to attempt that I will grab your Ace of Spades card and rip it in half.  Maybe take one of the sharp edges of the ripped card and slash a Z on your ass like Zorro.- nik

Also See:  DIRTY CELEB The Burrito

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m scared. A newly introduced bill, The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 gives the president the ability to “declare a cybersecurity emergency” and shut down or limit Internet traffic in any “critical” information network “in the interest of national security.” The bill does not define a critical information network or a cybersecurity emergency. That definition would be left to the president. What happens when Ed Farty bankrolls the Burrito’s 2012 campaign?

I think I am good because Obama is muslim.  He will side with bloggers who look like camel jockeys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your Dirty Celeb The Burrito at the WMC in South Beach. Looking as douchetard as ever…  Not going to lie I was TOTALLY star struck! luv the dirty!

Winter Music Conference should be called Douche Bag Music Conference.  I got RO-Hawk pictures submitted too… We need to have a Douche off!- nik

EMAIL From Merlin: Nik, The WMC Post of The Burrito is bewildering me. It got me thinking about what the hell goes through this guys head when he is packing his bags in Chicago for the big trip:

“Okay I’m going to be there 3 days…..alright I need six chains (3 dogtags, 3 crosses), wifebeaters, shades, white belts, jeans, 3 bandanas…..is that all? Wait! Oh man, I almost forgot my deck of cards.”

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Looks like The Burrito has finally made it other sites.

http://dlisted.com/node/31372#comments

If he does have powers to turn off the entire internet, he better hurry… others are catching on to his Douche Baggery.  The Burrito I made you!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, all i have to say is what the hell?!

Somewhere out there, The Burrito is so beating off to this pic.. Just sayin’- nik

I am getting one step closer to Trouthood.  I just wanted to let RO-Hawk and The Burrito know that they are not invited to any of my DIRTY 30 birthday parties.  This friday I have my first birthday party in Miami at Mansion and then I fly to Houston the next day to celebrate at Venue. The following week (NBA All-Star Weekend) I will be celebrating my 30ness friday night at Prive in Las Vegas and then in my hometown of Scottsdale on Saturday (Valentines Day) at Barcelona with Snoop Dog. More dates and cities to come… like Mardi Gras.  Yes, February is going to be nards.