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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Krusty, Leper, March Madness 2011, Roller Girl, Scam, The Dirty, The Gap, Udders, Unicorn 7

Winner: Udders

Winner: Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF

Winner: Roller Girl

Winner: Leper

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The Gap Resurfaces In Scottsdale

March 21, 2011 Scottsdale, The Dirty, The Gap 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is The Gap aka Nikki Joon she lives out in Scottsdale now and works for a cosmetic surgery company there, and goes to Vegas to be with her boyfriend every weekend (some promoter douche). Let’s see what other dirt we can dig up on her if you don’t mind. Can you believe where she works?  If I was a doctor I wouldn’t let her in my office till she got that Gap taken care of.

I was thinking the same thing about the Doc. If you are a plastic surgeon you would want to hide the Hack Jobs in the back with the patient files. I am just happy The Gap has come out of hiding.- nik

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Fall Into The Gap

January 18, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, The Gap 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you thought Nicole Jones (bikini model) had the biggest refund gap ever, but as her friend I HAD to submit someone with a bigger one. This girl has posed for Playboy (only online lol) and was MAJORLY slootting it up when I saw her….. Doing whatever with whoever was willing. She is a groupie BIG TIME (even has an album on Fbook titled, “Party with a rockstar” that shows all of her sexual conquests) and she follows her supposed boyfriend’s band around, but where are her kids when she is hanging on his coat tails? Also, if she is banging so many rockstars, WHY hasn’t someone paid for a new boob job? Oh, bc it’s pointless to put new parts on a car with that many miles! I haven’t submitted anyone before, but I just couldn’t help myself. Have you seen a refund gap LARGER than this? They’re under her armpits! I would die if my boob job looked like that! I totally get that Nikki needs hers redone, and she knows too (she isn’t blind or dumb!), but she IS getting them redone soon. This girl (old lady) LOVES her crazy looking bony chest and ridiculously large armpit implants!! Want to talk about someone who shamelessly flaunts their massive refund gap? Talk about THIS girl! LOL! “Dylan James” aka “Amanda Victoria” should have modeled for Jurassic Park (that came out when most current ‘models’ were kids) bc she is a DINOSAUR!!! You could drive an 18 wheeler through this refund gap of hers! Yikes!!! I bet she was cute in the 70s though! Quit wasting your time chasing washed-up bands that no one remembers!! Good job using push-up bras and necklaces to disguise the gap!! NOT! I just wish I could post more pics, because this ‘model’ has a HILARIOUS Facebook page. Dylan, or whatever your name is, you’re LONG past due to retire & raise your kids!! Too bad they’re already grown!

Based on her body type those things will never be fixed. The Doc would have to break her chest bone just to save 2 inches of Gap… pretty much not worth it. The Gap stays.- nik

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The Worst Refund Gap Ever

November 5, 2009 Chicago, The Dirty, The Gap 54

The Gap Is Back

The Gap Is Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Words cant describe. Looks like the gap is back to her old tricks or maybe she is the trick who knows but enjoy these beautiful photos.

I honestly feel bad for her armpits!!- nik

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