THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what do our fav. dirty celebrities the predator (Alison) the pelican (Amber) and the pornstar (Corrie) have in common? they all work at them same place!!! I went to eat at this burger place in uptown hoping to get something classy instead I see all theses dirty girls it was really quite a site nik. Did they put the dirty on their resumes?

No joke, Nickel from Seattle has “Dirty Celeb from TheDirty.com” on her resume.  A tanning salon that she was applying for in Vegas emailed it to me once.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out who texted me her picture. i had no idea it was predator until my buddy told me to check out your site. sorry boho.

I can see the scar in her armpit that created that REFUND Gap.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, I have a few pics of The predator. Here is one of them, hope you like it. She has potential. I love that girl.

Where do you see the potential?  In her gums?- nik

EMAIL From The Predator:  Nik, this is really getting out of hand and I was wondering if you can step in and help me.  Katie has been getting in my face and getting all mad at me because of her so called boyfriend and whatever and I am sick of it.  We only hooked up 1 time and it was when they were on a break and now he won’t stop blowing up my phone.  He texts me no less than 10 times a day.  He always wants to know where I am at and if I can sneak away and meet him in his car to hook up.  He even texts me and says he is laying next to Katie in bed but he is thinking of me.  I am sick of it and over him and he won’t leave me alone.  Can you write Katie and tell her to keep her man in check and to tell him to stop texting me?  Thanks Nik, you’re the best.- Ali

8 Belles I am just relaying the message… Crow get in the game!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, please don’t tell me you want to keep this girl around to replace that nasty Pucker or Leper. No wonder she posts cell phone pictures! She’s barely legal and is highly immature. This is a case where +2′s do not help the face. And don’t touch her either, you might get a case of her freckles!

Actually she is the true definition of how +2′s will open every door in life if you know how to use them… The Predator is the future of Dallas and a sign of the times.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Predator def looks like Heidi Montag before her nose job – here’s two pics showing the similiarities. Sadly, Horsey Montag looks better! I don’t think there is anything special about this Predator chick. Girls like her come a dime a dozen here in Dallas. Nothing special. Maybe if she lived in a small town in Wyoming where no one has ever seen a set of +2′s before.

I am starting to agree… hot chicks don’t need to stalk.- nik