THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, little miss Amber Dawn AKA The Pelican seems to have stopped with the spray tanning and added some more hair on her head so she doesn’t look so much like a wounded bird. I will say, she is looking a lot better than before, although she still packs on pounds of makeup and takes insanely waaaay too many pictures of herself and whines about how she wishes someone would tell her that she’s beautiful because she doesn’t have much self-esteem. With over 700 pictures on Instagram of you posing in front of a mirror I’d say you have plenty of self-esteem. So, Nik, what do you think? Does she look better these days?

Nope, she still looks like a Pelican.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, The Pelican has decided to move away again to “better her life”.  But I’m pretty sure last time she did that she ended up on this site even more.  So Nik, you think she’ll actually get away from the party scene this time and finally do something with her haggard self?

She will fly back to the scene, she always does. The sex and alcohol are just too good for her beak.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, the girl everyone calls “The Pelican” just recently posted on her facebook how she was ROBBED by a taxi driver.  I was there that night, she was so drunk she couldnt even stand, knowing her she probably gave the cab driver all her money and left her phone in the car. STOP claiming you were ROBBED & ASSAULTED when you were really just DUMB & IGNORANT. -dirty strong.

I would fly away on this one Pelican. Alcoholism is a problem that you need to realize.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so even though she moved out of Dallas, she still pops up around the party scene quite often. But recently I noticed that The Pelican (amber mcd**vitt) has been looking less pelican like. I think she got a nose job and some +2s what do you think?

+2′s maybe, but the nose still looks like a Pelican to me.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on my facebook yesterday and I see a post from amber m****vitt (the pelican) and she actually referred to herself as THE PELICAN!!! is she aware being called that isnt a compliment? i pointed an arrow to why she is called the pelican, get that thing fixed then you can be proud to be a dirty celeb. haha dumb broad.

I love how she is owning up to it… takes a lot of guts.- nik