THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since amber m (the pelican) has moved away from dallas she has slowly been transforming into 8belles.  I saw her at kinkis the other night and could have sworn it was 8belles. WTF doesnt she know if shes gonna look up to anyone it should be Leper?

Is it possible for a Dirty Celeb to look up to and worship another Dirty Celeb?  This is some Single White Female sh*t.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the so called pelican! She has recently moved out of the dallas area to “leave the dallas lifestyle” and start and actual life. She moved in with her grandparents and so far in the week of living there she has already mysteriously disappeared for two days skipped a job interview and skipped classes she just started last week! YUP she tried real hard!! She has wasted more than half of the money her dad left her from legal fines from all of her DUIs and other irresponsible bullsh*t. She is a pathological liar, and none of her family can trust her anymore. She feeds off of drama and attention, so here you go Amber!!! Hope your fifteen minutes of fame was worth pushing your whole family (who loves you) away and has done everything in their power to help you!! One day when all these losers you hang out with: end up in jail, die, or possibly grow up and become nothing and i mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! No matter how your fate turns out, you will be ALONE! unless you clean your act up and figure your sh*t out. Sorry I had to this but there was no other way, hope you listen this time.

My website helps people save lives… Pelican time to wake up and smell the spray tan.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the pelican. Apparently she has moved out of dallas and is now in bedford. She crashed my party last night with some guys and was wearing this sl*tty outfit. she claims she moved to get out of the partying scene yet she got completely wasted and tried to get with my boyfriend. watchout fort worth this club rat is trying to take over.

Easy on the Jersey Shore reruns Pelican… your color scares me, I can’t even tell what race you are?- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what do our fav. dirty celebrities the predator (Alison) the pelican (Amber) and the pornstar (Corrie) have in common? they all work at them same place!!! I went to eat at this burger place in uptown hoping to get something classy instead I see all theses dirty girls it was really quite a site nik. Did they put the dirty on their resumes?

No joke, Nickel from Seattle has “Dirty Celeb from TheDirty.com” on her resume.  A tanning salon that she was applying for in Vegas emailed it to me once.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i was looking through the pelicans pictures and i found this one. Hooters really has lowered their standards, and the one in addison normally has hot girls. this cant be true, they wouldnt hire this ugly sk*nk. would they?

Probably just a Halloween outfit… Hooters wouldn’t lose money like that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: HERE IS THE SO CALLED BIRD AND BEEZY..as you can see theres not to much to these washed up wh*res..so nik tell me every other guy does, would you?

The Pelican really needs to stop partying and save up for rhino.- nik