Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Pelican And The Hulk Return

March 25, 2009 Dallas, The Pelican 35 5,213 Views

 

 

 

 

Pelican And The Hulk

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Pelican And The Hulk once again during SPRING BREAK these are FRESH new pictures that Pelican just uploaded in her spring break album!.. and here is PROOF that Pelican AMBER is prego and is drinking a beer. how sad that baby is going to be retarted and look like more of a Pelican that her. and look at how FAT the Hulk is.. i mean damn look at thoes fat rools.. they just keep on going i cant even count them.. GROSS & these girls love to show that they are drinking BEER so n every picture they make sure they have a beer in their hand. and they are only 18 pshh.

She is just drowning her sorrows from losing to Blonkey in Round One.



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The Pelican And The Hulk

March 23, 2009 Dallas, The Pelican 38 5,315 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: is that the hulk and pelican i see in the blue???

Looks like it. God The Pelican’s nose is even bigger than I remembered.- nik



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Pelican And The Hulk

March 18, 2009 Dallas, The Pelican 39 9,736 Views

Pelican and The Hulk

THE DIRTY ARMY: you wanted more info nik well here it is. Ambeezy and katie are the known bicycles in dallas, everyones had a ride or two or twenty. They prance around dallas clubs half naked ( which is the last thing that kadie b*tch needs to be doing, cellulite and cottage cheese thighs dont flatter honey) and think there the next best thing. Amber is probably the nastiest thing to walk this earth, she f*cks everyone and has probably f*cked your bf already, i hear stories about amber and some random club owner she’s f*cked or i’ll hear stories from guys who f*cked her the night before and want to kick themselves in the ass the next morning for doing it hahaaaa its sad pple. Kadie basically just stands there f*cked outta her mind waiting for some poor wasted dude to fall on top of her and get at it. She’d probably have more sk*nk stories too if her body was so repulsive ew. I dont know why these cr*ckwh*res havent been on here before, you need to put them on BLAST NIK, there giving dallas girls a bad name and giving dallas an ugly scene!

I don’t even wanna see a full body shot of them, I think I would be scared for life. It would also probably take up the whole computer screen.- nik



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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 12, 2009 Blonkey, CG-Girl, DIRTY March Madness, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 5 0 Views

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Blonkey Has Nice +2′s (95%, 5,602 Votes)
  • The Pelican Has A Nice Beak (5%, 265 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,866

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Wombat, has nice eyes. (64%, 4,267 Votes)
  • CG-Girl, has a nice mirror. (36%, 2,412 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,679

Click Here To Get Caught Up On The DIRTY March Madness



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Final Round 1 Match Ups For Today

March 11, 2009 Alien, Blonkey, Booty Chest, CG-Girl, Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Guppy, My Little Pony, Roller Girl, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 25 6,423 Views

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Houston’s My Little Pony (93%, 6,123 Votes)
  • Dallas Blonde Mafia Leader (7%, 440 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,559

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Guppy (50%, 2,941 Votes)
  • CHERNOBYL (50%, 2,891 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,828

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest



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The Pelican

June 7, 2008 Dallas, The Dirty, The Pelican 27 6,301 Views

Dallas, I think we might have found another winner in life! I will proudly call it “The Pelican” (for obvious reasons). DIRTY ARMY – your mission, if you choose to accept it – we need to sniper more images of “The Pelican” and gather as much intel as possible. Be brave.



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