THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Thickness lately.  Looks like the girl is taking your advice and dropping that weight.  She is going to look amazing this summer.  Skinnier is key and it looks like she is wearing a lot less make-up, which allows her natural beauty to be shown.

I only see a 10% change for the better.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whilst going through Sarah’s instagram photos I happened upon this pic of her new Christian Louboutins that she received for Xmas. Well, Ihate to break it to this poor girl but her booties are FAKE. Don’t believe me?  Check out the second picture.  I think everybody will notice some huge differences. Including that god awful paint job and broken zipper.

I could tell they were fake just by looking at the ground she is walking on.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, basically, the photos speak for themselves. Apparently Sarah Scheller has pissed off most of the people that she called her friends (notice she doesn’t hang out with Kina and Brandy too much anymore) and Briana Gazzana decided to post on facebook exactly how she felt.. Even Briana’s husband got in on the action commenting on the status. This sort of makes me feel bad for Sarah Scheller, she obviously needs help, not to be thrown under the bus.

Thickness it is ok to move home and start life over. Vegas isn’t the answer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is Thickness doing with her lips?  I ran into her and couldn’t believe how much bigger they have gotten.  I wanted to say something, but I can’t be mean to her since she is so nice to me.  I figured this is a great way to tell her to stop with the lip injections before they get too big and she is totally f*cked forever.  And also, for a girl that says she does make up for a living, she needs to get some lessons.  She looks like Jigsaw from the Saw movies in the first picture.

Injecting lips is so 1998. It’s not attractive and ages women. I don’t get it?- nik