Thickness | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Scooby Snack And Thickness Are Back Together

November 25, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 105


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some of the Blondtarouge is back together. Sarah seems to be single again and tearing it up in Vegas with SS. Not going to front, I would totally sleep with both of them because of their status, but are they getting a little weathered looking to you?

The band will never die.- nik

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Thickness Is Really Screwed In The Head

November 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just… I’m speechless…. What the f*ck is wrong with Thickness… her breasts look all weird and porn wh*re Jessy looks like she is prego.

Times have changed.- nik

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How Thickness Lost Her Weight

November 18, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness lost her weight because she had a ton of Lipo done and I will give her credit, she has been eating really healthy lately.  So her and her BF broke up and she is back in Vegas “working”.

Working on what? Oh you mean looking for GoPros.- nik

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Thickness Should Really Take Photoshop 101

November 14, 2014 Las Vegas, Thickness 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the service you do is under appreciated and it saddens me that DC’s don’t heed your advice and try to better themselves. Take Thickness, she could learn a lot by simply taking a photoshop 101 class. Thickness, you need to learn how to properly use shading and filters, because in 3 photos on the same day your skin is 3 different shades. The warp, smudge and blur tools are only good if you are sharpening the image afterwords, which is why objects around you mysteriously are blurry and out of focus especially in the areas around your chest, arms, legs and butt. Also if you are truly sticking to the story that you aren’t thick it probably isn’t wise to use instagram, have other people take photos of you or really just be out in public. Mainly due to the photo you shopped looks completely different than the ones your friends took of you, in the same night.

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Thickness Is The Real Deal Now

November 12, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 76


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Thickness really really owes you because she has truly stepped up her game.  She got lypo, fixed her +2′s and found a boyfriend… so he might be super douchey and on a bunch of steroids, but at least she got herself a real boyfriend.  This is a huge improvement in life for her, if you lived in Vegas like me, the Thickness you remember is a drunk, coked out, fat, short girl that looked like she had 5 days of makeup on her face while it would be melting off at the pool parties smelling like old man jizz…. thats the Thickness I recall.  She sure did turn it around.

I don’t know…look at the knees. I see signs of illegal Adobe practices.- nik

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Thickness Awful Attempt At Photoshop

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who does she think she’s fooling with this PhotoSLOP job? I’ve never seen tiles split in half like that. The pointy titty is a nice touch too.

That rack looks wind resistant.- nik

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Did Thickness Really Lose Weight

November 6, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 218


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check this sh*t out.  Is Thickness really skinny now?  Or did she photoshop that, if she really did get her lazy fat ass in the gym, she owes you big time because you might have saved her “career”.

How can you lose that much weight in 2 weeks? She dropped 112 pounds…is that possible?- nik

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Thickness Got New +2s

October 17, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 69



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness went and got her +2′s done again and of course is all over social media bragging about them.  I don’t get why fat girls just get bigger boobs to feel skinny.  I feel like if she invested in lipo or even a gym membership it would be a lot better for her. So what do you think?

I think this was a smart business move.- nik

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