Thickness | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Thickness Is Past Being Thick

September 13, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was browsing through my Facebook when I saw this picture Sarah Aka Thickness posted. What was she thinking?! We all know she had gained weight but her face is now more swollen than ever! Get your sh*t together Thickness! Thought you were hitting the gym and eating right again.

She looks like Kate Upton in this picture.- nik

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Pot Calling The Kettle Black

June 18, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 96

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I swear Thickness has got even dumber since she moved out of Vegas to Manhattan.  Not sure if she killed all the brain cells she had while she was partying here but most of the stuff she posts on her FB is just hilarious.

Genius savant.- nik

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Why Thickness Is Getting Thicker

June 1, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 142


THE DIRTY ARM: Nik, so here is why Thickness is getting Thicker by the post… the girl has been clean of Xanax for almost 3 months.  You can’t really blame her for being hooked on Xanax, when you spend your life sleeping with old nasty men, Xanax is just part of your diet cause of the Amnesia it ends up causing all these hookers.

How does Xanax make you fat?- nik

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What Went Wrong With Thickness

May 30, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 57

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Thickness has made a huge comeback on TheDirty and its due to her new level of Thickness.  Anyway, what the hell happened to her?  She was so hot, young and skinny 3 years ago… and now she is just blowing up.  Depression?  or did she find a sugar daddy that doesn’t care about her weight.

Thickeness looks a like a Kardashian now.- nik

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Sarah aka Thickness Has Blown Up

May 26, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Thickness has gained TONS of weight! Look at the most recent selfie Sarah took of herself. She obviously must be CLEAN because she put on tons of sober weight.

They don’t call her Thickness for nothing.- nik

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Thickness Without Her Extensions

May 20, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 53


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is The Thickness immediately after she cut off the “Cousin It” blonde hair extensions and went back to her natural color. She is still fading out the center of her face, and always cuts off the top of her pics so you don’t see where she has the 3/4 wig attached. Oh, and to those that tell her to “get a nose job”…she ALREADY HAD ONE (a bad one). Look at her early Facebook pics when she first hit Vegas if you want to see the “befores”.

Where does she live now? Obviously she is trying to hide her Vegas past.- nik

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Thickness Joined The Dark Side

April 18, 2014 The Dirty, Thickness 162



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Thickness as a brunette.  I think she made a huge mistake because it makes her look bigger.  Does anyone know what she is up too?  On IG she just travels and has no such thing as a job, she isn’t fiends with Scooby Snack and them and hasn’t hit Vegas in a while.  Did she get wifed up by a John or something?

Who the hell is that person? What is Thickness thinking?- nik

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Mac Face Is Natural

March 17, 2014 Las Vegas, Thickness 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Instagram this morning and couldn’t help but laugh! Thickness claims to be makeup free! Wasn’t aware that a Mac forcefield was natural. If you’re gonna be a dumbass don’t assume the rest of us are as well.

Isn’t platinum like a grayish silver color?- nik

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