THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I really can’t believe Sarah Scheller aka Thickness is STILL in a relationship with Bryan Denis (aka that dude with the creepy eyebrows). How the F did she get a boyfriend? Is he new to town? Does he not realize his girlfriend is literally a wh*re? I just don’t understand how any dude could be cool with wifing up an escort, especially one as well-known as Thickness. Do you think this was all strategic because Scooby Snack now has a boyfriend? I feel you will provide answers that will explain everything.
These girls are on the clock. They need to settle and have a baby with the right guy who can pay good child support.- nik