What Happened To Thickness’ Hotness

April 23, 2013 Las Vegas, Thickness 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness use to be so hot!!! Now she looks terrible and has gained so much why would she do this to herself? Whats to come of her life? Do you think she can make a turn around? I’m honestly curious to see where she’s gonna be in 5 years. She’s getting to old and fat to be a little blonde Vegas escort barbie partying every night.

She looks a little shiny in the nostril area.- nik

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The Plot Thickness

April 22, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 49


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THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I really can’t believe Sarah Scheller aka Thickness is STILL in a relationship with Bryan Denis (aka that dude with the creepy eyebrows). How the F did she get a boyfriend? Is he new to town? Does he not realize his girlfriend is literally a wh*re? I just don’t understand how any dude could be cool with wifing up an escort, especially one as well-known as Thickness. Do you think this was all strategic because Scooby Snack now has a boyfriend? I feel you will provide answers that will explain everything.

These girls are on the clock. They need to settle and have a baby with the right guy who can pay good child support.- nik

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March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 22, 2013 AIM, Scooby Snack, Silver Dollar, The Dirty, Thickness 36


March Madness Round 1: AIM vs. Scooby Snack

  • Scooby Snack (green top) (50%, 4,225 Votes)
  • Aol Instant Messanger (red top) (50%, 4,176 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,401


March Madness Round 1: Thickness vs. Silver Dollar

  • Silver Dollar (black top – defending champion) (100%, 8,365 Votes)
  • Thickness (joker lips) (0%, 27 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,392

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Thickness Is Lookin’ Good

March 10, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 125



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Thickness lately.  Looks like the girl is taking your advice and dropping that weight.  She is going to look amazing this summer.  Skinnier is key and it looks like she is wearing a lot less make-up, which allows her natural beauty to be shown.

I only see a 10% change for the better.- nik

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Not Surprised To See Them There

January 30, 2013 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 110

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on another site and they had pictures of the AVN awards – so I decided to have a quick look around, what do I see? Scooby Snack… this chick is all over the place. Why does she deny what she does for a living? Own up to it – not like she has many years left anyway.

SS and Thickness are no longer friends anymore. Scooby Snack is going into a different direction with her career.- nik

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Thickness And Her Fake Loubies

January 29, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whilst going through Sarah’s instagram photos I happened upon this pic of her new Christian Louboutins that she received for Xmas. Well, Ihate to break it to this poor girl but her booties are FAKE. Don’t believe me?  Check out the second picture.  I think everybody will notice some huge differences. Including that god awful paint job and broken zipper.

I could tell they were fake just by looking at the ground she is walking on.- nik

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Thickness “Outed” By Her Ex-Friend

January 28, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 79



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, basically, the photos speak for themselves. Apparently Sarah Scheller has pissed off most of the people that she called her friends (notice she doesn’t hang out with Kina and Brandy too much anymore) and Briana Gazzana decided to post on facebook exactly how she felt.. Even Briana’s husband got in on the action commenting on the status. This sort of makes me feel bad for Sarah Scheller, she obviously needs help, not to be thrown under the bus.

Thickness it is ok to move home and start life over. Vegas isn’t the answer.- nik

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Thickness Needs To Stop Messing With Her Lips

January 10, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 123


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is Thickness doing with her lips?  I ran into her and couldn’t believe how much bigger they have gotten.  I wanted to say something, but I can’t be mean to her since she is so nice to me.  I figured this is a great way to tell her to stop with the lip injections before they get too big and she is totally f*cked forever.  And also, for a girl that says she does make up for a living, she needs to get some lessons.  She looks like Jigsaw from the Saw movies in the first picture.

Injecting lips is so 1998. It’s not attractive and ages women. I don’t get it?- nik

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