THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was watching Gigolos on Showtime, pretty comical following of male escorts in Vegas. Scooby Snack and Thickness were on the most recent episode….and WOW!!! Scooby Snack spoke 3 words and appeared to be beat as hell, NIK! What is everyone talking about..chick is not hot no matter how much plastic surgery. Thickness spoke and definitely has to be by far the dumbest chick on the planet. Her entire vocabulary consists of maybe a total of 5 words. Even one of the male gigolos was clowning on how completely irrelevent these women are.

Why is Thickness missing teeth?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Thickness and Scooby Snack have officially squashed their beef.  I guess Scooby Snack got over the fact that Thickness banged her ex and now everything is all gravy.  Working girls never seize to amaze me.  The life they live and the fake friendships they surround themselves with.  I’m sure before the year is over another sort of argument will go down.

Rehab beater and BeBe sweats??? Can this crew get any older?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since “Thickness” got kicked out of Scooby Snack’s crew for allegedly messing w/ an ex of Scooby’s…. she’s found a new crew of hookers and bottle rats to kick it with. They’re BUSTED though. I’m convinced that Scheller MUST be drunk and blown out of her mind when she gets dressed. Wtf are you wearing girrrrl? And what the hell is happening to Brandy Hope??? I guess that’s what happens when you dive into the Pepsi Pool, huh Nik?

These girls need to go to YouTube and search “How to apply makeup”.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness is starting to get her sh*t together and she is starting to look really good. Maybe she is starting to listen to your advice and is making changes. I don’t see her and Scooby Snack together anymore so I’m wondering if you knew what happened between those two?

Thickness stop submitting yourself. Just because Scooby Snack is in love and you are jealous that her and Sharkey want to make babies… doesn’t mean you need to cry for attention.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live here in Vegas and just totally noticed that we have not seen much of Thickness at all. Did Scooby Snack kick her off the squad? I mean does anyone know what happened to her? Because on Facebook it looks like she has lost a ton of weight and looking really good these days. So whats the scoop?

Seeing her thighs touch like that makes me sea sick.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was listening to your radio show and you were talking about how Scooby Snack never lets a hotter girl than her in the crew… and now I totally see it.  She totally surrounds herself with chicks that are near as hot as she is but not there… and a few beat ass chicks.  Check out the one on the right, she is beat and totally does not belong at that table.  Who the hell would pay for that?

Honestly, to all guys who visit this website… would you pay to sleep with any of these girls?- nik