Does Anyone Know Thickness’ Real Age

December 27, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 175 50,965 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is by far my favorite picture of Hamburglar aka Sarah Scheller. Even in Jail she tries to make her stupid kissy face. Too bad she never learned nose job and liposuction before boob job. The arrest record doesn’t lie.  It seems like she is in her early 30′s.  Which doesn’t make sense since she tells everyone she is 23 years old.  Does anyone know her real age?

 If I had to guess… 37.- nik

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Thickness And Scooby Snack Back In The Day

December 26, 2012 Blonde Snookie, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 131 84,598 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok I saw these pictures of Thickness and SS back in the day and honestly Thickness is WAY prettier than SS in the face… I mean check her out she looked GOOD, yes not bone skinny like you obviously like them but she looked healthy and great. I see these girls posted on here all the time, who I wonder is the person that keeps posting them? Why do they care so much? And do these girls have any idea?  Just wanted to post this picture cause I honestly feel bad on everyone hating on this girl, shes not ugly sure she gained weight but the best thing for her to do is look at these pictures and get inspired to get back into shape and tell all of you to stfu. Now the girl on the left in the first picture……THAT is just a NO no.

That first picture girl is Blonde Snooki (what happen to her?). I heard Scooby Snack kicked her out of the crew because she was weighing them down… as in they couldn’t sit at the good tables in town because the stages had weight limits.- nik

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People Pay Money For This

December 18, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 265 7,018 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how drugged out is Thickness in these pictures? I am half her size and would NEVER wear something out like this. She needs to lose a good 30 lbs and I don’t know how she hasn’t when she hangs with coke-skinny whores. I mean her fat ass is out in the open and she is wearing legitimate stripper shoes. Why would she let Scooby Snack post these pictures when she looks terrible in all of them? Some friend haha SS really does hang out with beat girls to make her gremlin self look better in comparison. Courtney Leigh looks like she is barely wearing underwear, how are these girls allowed into clubs dressed like this? I would laugh and leave if I was ever in the same place as them. I can’t believe SS’s mom doesn’t believe her daughter is selling her body. They’re friends on FB and it doesn’t take a genius to realize how this whole crew of diseased sk*nks makes money. I’m tired of these girls thinking everyone is jealous because they get posted on here all the time. NEWSFLASH: you keep getting posted because your life as a hooker in denial is entertaining to us! Looks like any publicity is good publicity for these broads.

I wish I could see what everyone got at this company gift exchange.- nik

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Linda Hogan And Her New BFFs

December 13, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 369 8,031 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Thickness and SS partying it up with Linda Hogan.  It is funny to me what fame wh*res these girls are and how much they get star struck by anyone.  Look at these photos its like they are best friends and have been forever.  I guess the girls could get some crucial gold diggin’ advice from Linda and how to find the one and take him for all his worth.  Keep it up ladies.

Which one is Linda?- nik

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Guess Who Stiffed Me

December 5, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 633 6,976 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, read that last post about Scooby Snack and Thickness and how those girls never like to tip.  Well, they came into my work and after busting my ass, getting all their drinks and their food orderers, they ended up stiffing me and leaving me with nothing.  I don’t understand it, your dinner is paid for how hard is it for 10 hookers to gather 20 bucks each and leave a decent tip?  Are they really that broke?

I think it’s because they don’t eat the food so they feel like they shouldn’t have to pay for the service.- nik

ALSO SEE: Thickness And Scooby Snack Are The Worst At Tipping Their Servers

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Fine Line Between “Barbie” And “Bambi”

December 3, 2012 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 29 6,789 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has anyone actually ever confirmed that “Thickness” is a female? Furthermore can you please let this THING know that there is a line that exists between “barbie” and “bambi”… so pathetic!  Tired of all these girls running around Vegas like they are some Barbie gang.  Grow the hell up.

Looks like Thickness is getting thick again.- nik

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Thickness And Scooby Snack Are The Worst At Tipping Their Servers

November 27, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 326 6,523 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are 3 legendary vegas hookers waiting for their free comp dinner at Magnum Monday at STK steak house at Cosmo.  They hop around industry dinner nights and eat for free 4+ times a week and DON’T TIP A PENNY!! GIRLS, WE ARE TIRED OF SEEING YOU AROUND.. YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STALK OF THE TOWN.. IF YOU ARE GONNA EAT FREE DINNER, TIP YOUR F*CKING SERVER!

I agree with the server. It’s time for Scooby Snack and Thickness to give back to the community.- nik

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Who Is Sarah Rissell

November 2, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 114 9,950 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been seeing this girl run with Scooby Snack’s crew lately. At first I thought Thickness had lost some weight but then I realized it wasn’t her. Then I thought she was a substitute for Thickness when Scooby Snack and her had a falling out. But now she is still running with her and I have to say, she is without a doubt the best looking one in the crew. You know anything about her?

The only thing I know about Sarah Rissell is that her breasts are fake.- nik

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