THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, once again the Playbaby himself uses his massive connects to get in on the set of the informant and do what he does best. Word is he even got in on a round of golf with Matt Damon here.

I saw that movie last night and it sucked.  I got to give it up to Timberfake though because he is the ultimate male celebrity stalker.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your Dirty Celeb Timberfake is blowing up Nationwide I was looking through the National Enquirer and couldnt believe my eyes Timberfake has a two page spread and the funny thing is another person whos always on your site Miss California Carrie Prejean has a story right above Timberfakes looks like timberfake has hit the Big Time.

I am telling you Timberfake might crossover from Dirty Celeb to real time Celebrity.  St. Louis is truly blessed to have this Play Baby in their town.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Timberfakes new chick… the million dollar question.. Would You?

Answer: No, she has fat upper arms, and he probably just stuck it in once and now she’s going around saying their dating.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought Timberfake thought he was all hip hop now whats up with him kicking it with Johnny Van Zant of Lynard Skynard , does Timberfake think he is a redneck now?

Timberfake dresses up as any celeb that is in town.  Whatever he can do to feel their aura.  He is the ultimate Cleat Chaser.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this chick out with Timberfake, RichieRexic and her got into it last weekend and RR had her thrown out of Lure. She seems to think she’s the hottest thing on the planet…I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…

I am surprised LURE lets RichieRexic in that place still… from what they told me when I was out there is that she skims money off the top of the books.- nik