Timberfake | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Timberfake Has Sanskrit Neck Tattoo

August 4, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 49

Timberfake Has Sanskrit Neck Tattoos Like Angelina Jolie

Timberfake Has Sanskrit Neck Tattoos Like Angelina Jolie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timberfake showed up to my entourage viewing party with a Neck Tattoo I couldnt believe it right when I think he is a gay jonas brother he shows up with tats like Allen Iverson.

Let me guess.  That tat says “Megan Fox is the future mother of my children, praise be to the Dos Equis guy who is my real father, and buy the new Justin Timberlake album when it comes out.”- nik

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Timberfake Pretending To Be A Redneck?

July 27, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 69

Timberfake acting like a redneck?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought Timberfake thought he was all hip hop now whats up with him kicking it with Johnny Van Zant of Lynard Skynard , does Timberfake think he is a redneck now?

Timberfake dresses up as any celeb that is in town.  Whatever he can do to feel their aura.  He is the ultimate Cleat Chaser.- nik

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Timberfakes New Girl Booted By RichieRexic

July 7, 2009 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 110

Timberfakes new girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this chick out with Timberfake, RichieRexic and her got into it last weekend and RR had her thrown out of Lure. She seems to think she’s the hottest thing on the planet…I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…

I am surprised LURE lets RichieRexic in that place still… from what they told me when I was out there is that she skims money off the top of the books.- nik

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Timberfake Stole My Phone

June 29, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty, Timberfake 89


EMAIL:  Nik – Some one stole my cell phone this weekend, RR told me Timberfake flew here to get it .. =( . I guess her spells are still very valid, and timberfake fell for her cruel intentions – what a sad day. Oh and to the public, whatever pictures are leaked off of my phone and or videos, I will be PISSED. Okay thanks =) If this large phone is spotted, can some one please call 911 and report it. Thank you. Timberfake, please stop your antics, the witch isnt worth it.

If someone does find her phone please do not call 911.  Instead please download all images and submit them to TheDirty.com.  Thank you.- nik

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Timberfake Has A Personal Assistant

June 24, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 83

Timberfake Has a Personal Assistant

Timberfake Has a Personal Assistant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik just when you think you have seen it all from Timberfake he shows up to an event with his own personal assistant/ valet whos name was Mister Merriweather and his job was to hold an umbrella over Timberfake wherever he went that day and get him drinks. It was the craziest thing Ive seen in a long time.

Timberfake… get with the times.  If you are going to name him anything it should be “Black Solo”.- nik

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Timberfake & Justin Bobby’s Family

June 17, 2009 Justin Bobby, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timberfake is the Man About Town. Here is the Playbaby Hanging Out with Justin Bobby’s family and feeding the Baby J-Bobs a Bottle with beer in it while he enjoys a beer.

Good thing little kids aren’t around to see him drinking with farm animals?  Nice DIRTY Celeb Role Model.- nik

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Timberfake Gets Decent Tail Now

June 15, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 131

timberfake gets a hot chick?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Timberfake is such a big star now it looks like he is getting decent tail. Or he is paying for it.

He must have met her in the line at the ATM.- nik

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Timberfake For The Gays?

June 9, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 58

timberfake for the gays?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you think well known comedian and Homosexual Louie Anderson tried to use timberfake as his boy toy the night they met?

Didn’t that guy die?  How does Timberfake take pictures with dead people?- nik

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