Paris Hilton & The Playbaby Timberfake

June 5, 2009 Scissor Gang Mafia, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 70

Paris & The Playbaby BFFS OMG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like Paris & the Playbaby Timberfake are BFF & SGM. I bet Paris would rather hangout with Timberfake more then 8 Belles or The Crow. And I know for a fact that RichieRexic went in her bathroom and made herself throw up and then took 10 adderall and cried all night and then tried casting a Witch Spell on him because she was so jealous that he was with paris. SGM?

In a perfect world these two would get married and make babies.  “Timaris”.- nik



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I Just Want A Picture With Timberfake

June 5, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 41

Timberfake fans are vampires.



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Timberfake On A Date With Tommy Gun & Miss Tommy Gun

June 1, 2009 Miss Tommy Gun, St. Louis, Timberfake, Tommy Gun 36

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is pics of that f@g Timberfake or #1 Playbaby whatever you guys call him hes now calling himself the Golden Boy as well. I guess he has 3 nicknames. Here he is at Pointfest a music festival in st louis with Tommy Gun and Miss Tommy Gun on his myspace it says they are sex shows and they rule the world.What is this world coming to I bet these Homos will somehow have their own TV show sometime soon.

These guys are losing DIRTY CELEB status… not even worth posting on the main page anymore.- nik



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Timbertard Gets Jiggy With It

May 14, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 106

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this vid of your douche celeb Timberfake thinking he is filming a rap video at some ghetto swimsuit contest he was hosting. There were like eight people there. Love how you can hear people say, “I hate that guy!” ROFL.

Sorry, but Timberfake will be St. Louis’ claim to fame.  I have no doubt in my mind that they will erect a statue of him under the arch one day.- nik



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Dirty Celeb SUPERSTARS Collide

May 6, 2009 St. Louis, Tatouche, The Dirty, Timberfake 117

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Umm Nik at club 15 the other night Timberfake got on the microphone and called Tatouche a smelly mexican and a Trust fund baby and then to make it worse he was on the microphone calling out Tatouche and saying he was the #1 Playbaby. Then Tatouche tried charging at Timbo and his crew held tatouche back it was crazy. Then Timberfake had a Police Escort all through the club it was Impressive. Timberfake rolls harder then Barack Obama. I couldn’t believe it but its true.

This really went down… Tatouche should be careful because Timberfake can do backflips in his sleep.  Not that I am taking sides because Tatouche yells out “Look boss da plane, plane!” in his sleep.- nik

Also See:

Timberfake Chronicles

Tatouche Chronicles



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Timberfake Plays Tennis?

April 29, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 69

That Guy?

That Guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lucas Park.. last weekend. Always knew Timberfake was a douche, but had no idea that the #1 playbaby was “that guy”… What a creepshow. By the way, Sick head band bro.

Not sure what the string in his hair is for?  Why is he in the back creeper style?  Does he even know these people?- nik



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#1 Playbaby Timberfake vs Drama

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Jaden Solo, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 129

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know this isn’t Sea World. This is as Real as it gets Dirty Celeb Timberfake vs Drama. I know they both Crush on Jaden Solo and they both have had their thang with Pucker. BUT in the end which one is the Bigger Celeb. We will leave it up to you Mr Richie????

I am going to have to go with Timberfake.  Timberfake knows how to live the 30K Millionaire lifestyle to its fullest potential.- nik



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Justin

April 16, 2009 Penn State, Philadelphia, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Timberfake 5

justin-bi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Justin. He is bi, don’t you think he looks like Timberfake?

Bi equals “I’m gay but don’t want to tell my parents that I want to only smoke pole.”- nik



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