Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Timberfake Stole My Phone

June 29, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty, Timberfake 89 6,265 Views

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EMAIL:  Nik – Some one stole my cell phone this weekend, RR told me Timberfake flew here to get it .. =( . I guess her spells are still very valid, and timberfake fell for her cruel intentions – what a sad day. Oh and to the public, whatever pictures are leaked off of my phone and or videos, I will be PISSED. Okay thanks =) If this large phone is spotted, can some one please call 911 and report it. Thank you. Timberfake, please stop your antics, the witch isnt worth it.

If someone does find her phone please do not call 911.  Instead please download all images and submit them to TheDirty.com.  Thank you.- nik



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Timberfake Has A Personal Assistant

June 24, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 83 6,330 Views

Timberfake Has a Personal Assistant

Timberfake Has a Personal Assistant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik just when you think you have seen it all from Timberfake he shows up to an event with his own personal assistant/ valet whos name was Mister Merriweather and his job was to hold an umbrella over Timberfake wherever he went that day and get him drinks. It was the craziest thing Ive seen in a long time.

Timberfake… get with the times.  If you are going to name him anything it should be “Black Solo”.- nik



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Timberfake & Justin Bobby’s Family

June 17, 2009 Justin Bobby, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 34 6,961 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Timberfake is the Man About Town. Here is the Playbaby Hanging Out with Justin Bobby’s family and feeding the Baby J-Bobs a Bottle with beer in it while he enjoys a beer.

Good thing little kids aren’t around to see him drinking with farm animals?  Nice DIRTY Celeb Role Model.- nik



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Timberfake Gets Decent Tail Now

June 15, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 131 8,699 Views

timberfake gets a hot chick?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Timberfake is such a big star now it looks like he is getting decent tail. Or he is paying for it.

He must have met her in the line at the ATM.- nik



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Timberfake For The Gays?

June 9, 2009 St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 58 0 Views

timberfake for the gays?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you think well known comedian and Homosexual Louie Anderson tried to use timberfake as his boy toy the night they met?

Didn’t that guy die?  How does Timberfake take pictures with dead people?- nik



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Paris Hilton & The Playbaby Timberfake

June 5, 2009 Scissor Gang Mafia, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 70 6,022 Views

Paris & The Playbaby BFFS OMG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like Paris & the Playbaby Timberfake are BFF & SGM. I bet Paris would rather hangout with Timberfake more then 8 Belles or The Crow. And I know for a fact that RichieRexic went in her bathroom and made herself throw up and then took 10 adderall and cried all night and then tried casting a Witch Spell on him because she was so jealous that he was with paris. SGM?

In a perfect world these two would get married and make babies.  “Timaris”.- nik



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