Timberfake fans are vampires.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is pics of that f@g Timberfake or #1 Playbaby whatever you guys call him hes now calling himself the Golden Boy as well. I guess he has 3 nicknames. Here he is at Pointfest a music festival in st louis with Tommy Gun and Miss Tommy Gun on his myspace it says they are sex shows and they rule the world.What is this world coming to I bet these Homos will somehow have their own TV show sometime soon.

These guys are losing DIRTY CELEB status… not even worth posting on the main page anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this vid of your douche celeb Timberfake thinking he is filming a rap video at some ghetto swimsuit contest he was hosting. There were like eight people there. Love how you can hear people say, “I hate that guy!” ROFL.

Sorry, but Timberfake will be St. Louis’ claim to fame.  I have no doubt in my mind that they will erect a statue of him under the arch one day.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Umm Nik at club 15 the other night Timberfake got on the microphone and called Tatouche a smelly mexican and a Trust fund baby and then to make it worse he was on the microphone calling out Tatouche and saying he was the #1 Playbaby. Then Tatouche tried charging at Timbo and his crew held tatouche back it was crazy. Then Timberfake had a Police Escort all through the club it was Impressive. Timberfake rolls harder then Barack Obama. I couldn’t believe it but its true.

This really went down… Tatouche should be careful because Timberfake can do backflips in his sleep.  Not that I am taking sides because Tatouche yells out “Look boss da plane, plane!” in his sleep.- nik

Also See:

Timberfake Chronicles

Tatouche Chronicles

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lucas Park.. last weekend. Always knew Timberfake was a douche, but had no idea that the #1 playbaby was “that guy”… What a creepshow. By the way, Sick head band bro.

Not sure what the string in his hair is for?  Why is he in the back creeper style?  Does he even know these people?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know this isn’t Sea World. This is as Real as it gets Dirty Celeb Timberfake vs Drama. I know they both Crush on Jaden Solo and they both have had their thang with Pucker. BUT in the end which one is the Bigger Celeb. We will leave it up to you Mr Richie????

I am going to have to go with Timberfake.  Timberfake knows how to live the 30K Millionaire lifestyle to its fullest potential.- nik