THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Justin. He is bi, don’t you think he looks like Timberfake?

Bi equals “I’m gay but don’t want to tell my parents that I want to only smoke pole.”- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik from what Ive heard Pucker really really wants to make a sex tape with Dirty Celeb Timberfake. Ive heard shes flying him to seattle asap because she wants him so bad.

Timberfake will not do it.  It will ruin his celebrity and he is a “Playbaby” who doesn’t take Drama’s leftovers.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally cracked the case regarding the stolen phone in STL. Is there a reward Nik?

RichieRexic doesn’t believe it was Timberfake because they are in love (well Timberfake is at least).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Timberfake on a date looks like he is falling in love.

Nope… that is not how a “Playbaby” rolls… he probably stuck it in her that night and deleted her number.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i came across this pic of the “#1 playbaby and no doubt the # 1 actor in the world doing what he does best….. def real SGM! how can u doubt this guy? ive seen pics of him and his #1 daughter with that hannah montana chick. sounds like #1 dad to me. 

If Timberfake played his cards right, the “SEX SHOW” will now be opening up for Wicked Wisdom (Jada’s metal band) and all seven of their fans.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: I guess the #1 Playbaby thinks he is a rockstar he just may be one of the best frontman of a group since Axel Rose. Timberfake is the “SEX SHOW ” I heard he’s got his……

I thought he already got kicked out of the group?  Timberfake it is okay to go to the bathroom… no need to hold it.- nik