He kind of looks like Crocodile Dundee’s real father.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a fan of the site for a couple years but never really had anything to submit until now. I was on a vacation in chicago and I ran into this guy. Douche spotting! Tony Fag sucks so much at driving that he came to a skidding stop and nearly took out a few pedestrians. How can he charge people for rides around the Chi when he can’t even drive!
I heard this guy goes through a full tank of gas everyday driving up and down Michigan Ave. with his shirt off.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tony Fag was spotted on Michigan Ave last week sporting his usual 80s porn star looks in his Trust Fund Ferrari. I think he broke down behind a bus. Some young’uns asked cheerfully “Who is that?” to which we replied go to TheDirty.com for all your answers. Gotta start corrupting the youth at a young age.
Tony Fag is the MAN! Look at those gold rims on the Fiero. RESPECT!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I ran into one of your favorite Chicago subjects last night: Tony Fag! Apparently he has NO IDEA that he’s famous on The Dirty!!! I got video of him talking about it and I think you’ll get a kick out of it. You HAVE to post this!
Here’s the url for the video on YouTube:
Tony Fag is FAKE SGM. Tony keep driving around with your shirt off and Speedos please. That is what the gays do. I decided.- nik
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