THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after almost a year of NO Uncle Chuck posts he is found and you’ll be happy to hear alive and living up to his old ways……Your hero’s been found safe and sound.
Gross, he is still dating “Almost Famous”… That chick is the queen of DreamKillers. She took all the fun out of Uncle Chucks life and put him into hibernation. Uncle Chuck you were way cooler when you were trying to kill yourself every night in Vegas.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…the chick on the left is Sabrina and she thinks she is the hottest thing in town…she got the “thing” part right but hot is definitely not her. She cheats on every guy she dates and likes to be f**ked with a maglight….SERIOUSLY! She hangs out with girls that are in their early 20′s and she about to be 32. When do you start hangin out with people your own age. She tries to be young by wearing clothes that are too tight for her, often show her rolls, and is just down right gross. Like I said before she thinks she’s hella hot…Nik what do you think??
Whats with all these swollen faces today…Her face looks like a nut(yes that nut).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik have you seen Uncle Chuck? Not only is the economy dying, but your Uncle is not losing all his money at the tables in Vegas anymore BECAUSE HE IS MIA.
Haven’t heard from him since I got the phone call three months ago yelling at me, “I don’t want to be famous anymore!” Uncle Chuck if you are still with us on this green earth, I would just like to say Merry Christmas. Hopefully, you will ditch all the leaches around you for 2009.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s Dirty Sac’s Wendy. Apparently she’s a big deal in her own mind. But I thought you would get a kick out of this. Wendy, Uncle Chuck, and I forget what you call the other one….it’s a horse name. But it’s Cami on your Scottsdale site all the time.
Oh and here are 2 bulletin posts from this ugly donkey:
Date: Aug 10, 2008 5:30 PM
Subject: omg i am soooo sick
Body:
of ppl always running their mouth to my ex boyfriend, sayin i was doin this and that in the club, they heard i was hookin up w all these diff ppl and making up stories trying to make us have drama!! always drama! worry about yourself not what im doing cuz its all bs!!!
and
Date: Aug 3, 2008 5:05 PM
Subject:
if anyone wants to…
Body:
pay my bills, that would also be a nice gesture. lmk……
CIGAR, the pictures don’t lie (what is with your double chin?). Is your Ex-Boyfriend a Jockey? Just wondering. Uncle Chuck, can you stop with this wild lifestyle. I am really worried about you. Anybody have the footage of Uncle Chuck beating the crap out of some kid who calls himself Hurricane Justin outside of a strip club in Sac? I give UC two more years.- nik
EMAIL from Uncle Chuck: Hey Nik do I look gay in these sunglasses?
I would say only 60% Gay Chuck, but does it matter? Gayviator rocks those shades and he gets chicks.- nik
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