Looks like Uncle Chuck has a new girlfriend. I wonder if shim speaks english? Not to be mean, Uncle Chuck, but he looks a little mail order if you ask me. What happened to “Almost Famous”?

DIRTY ARMY, can Uncle Chuck do better?

(image taken by DIRTY ARMY)

Look! I see Uncle Chuck, our very own DIRTY STAR! Uncle Chuck shined on the red carpet at Body English friday night. I cannot wait to hear his Late Night Digital interview. I heard he looks like he might have 5 more good years left in him. Yes, Uncle Chuck is still alive – Chuck Liddell would not let any players surrender.

I am 0 for 1.

TheDIRTY party at Body English was insane last night, but I struck out. Hopefully I will have better luck next time. Uncle Chuck kept stealing all the hot chicks.

EMAIL: THESE GIRLS ARE THE BIGGEST HOOKERS IN VEGAS. IM A LOCAL & EVERYTIME I SEE THEM OUT THEY ARE WITH OLD DUDES ACTIN LIKE THEY ARE SOMETHING. THE ONLY THING THEY ARE ….ARE HOOKERS. WHAT DO ALL THESE OLD GUYS HAVE IN COMMON?…….MONEY WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON WITH THESE GIRLS BESIDES BEING OLD ENOUGH TO BE THEIR DADS OR GRANDPA? OH YA SHE ALSO GOT KICKED OUT OF MOON LAST WEEK FOR DOING BL*W IN THE BATHROOM.

I know this chick we call her Trashley. She is always hanging around Uncle Chuck and I wonder why? She also carries these weird blue pills to give to her guy friends she hangs out with…? She call them “magic pills”.- nik

Yes, Uncle Chuck is still alive. He reached out to me to confirm he will be attending “The Dirty Invasion” at the Hardrock 4th of July Weekend. I hope the Peacock Lounge is ready… actually Body English for that matter.

I know, I know… you will not believe this, but Uncle Chuck is still alive.