Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Krusty, Leper, March Madness 2011, Roller Girl, Scam, The Dirty, The Gap, Udders, Unicorn 7

Winner: Udders

Winner: Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF

Winner: Roller Girl

Winner: Leper



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Unicorn Is An Alum Of MVHS

March 2, 2010 Newport, The Dirty, Unicorn, USC 7

Unicorn Is an Alum of MVHS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I keep forgetting to submit the dirt on Unicorn. Did you not know she went to your alma mater, MVHS? She has been with this guy since then. I am not sure if they are boyfriend and girlfriend but she has been stringing him along for a long time. He was on the football team there also. Not quite Sanchez, but he was on the team.

Weird, I hung out with Unicorn one night during christmas break and she never mentioned him.  I like her more now.- nik



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Dakota, Unicorn’s Sidekick

December 15, 2009 Dallas, Unicorn, USC 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m a huge fan of The Dirty and after I saw a post I couldn’t resist submitting this.  The pink bird that’s the Unicorn’s sidekick is a girl named Dakota.  I went to high school with her, and I f*cking hate this girl.  She’s a spoiled oil heiress brat, and she’s super sl*tty.  She’s from Dallas, but she goes to USC now.  I obviously don’t talk to this b*tch, but I know from her Facebook that she parties all the time, has gotten a boob job, and cheers at USC, all of which probably have made her even more of a b*tch.  I just thought I should let you know about her.  PS she is the pirate.

Her face is as wide as her stomach.- nik



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What Has Unicorn Been Up To?

December 12, 2009 The Dirty, Unicorn, USC 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the unicorn is at it again, and she has a new sidekick, the pink bird.

Unicorn, you are not aging very well.  You were a lot better looking last semester.  I decided.- nik



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Let The Sweet 16 Begin

March 23, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Nik's Chick, The Dirty, Unicorn 11

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Sweet 16 DIRTY March Madness

  • Nik’s Chick (76%, 6,469 Votes)
  • Unicorn (24%, 2,068 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,534

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Round 2 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 18, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Gretchen Rossi, Smashley, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Unicorn 9

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DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Unicorn (80%, 3,786 Votes)
  • Thunder Gulch (20%, 954 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,739

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DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • Gretchen Rossi (61%, 3,388 Votes)
  • Smashley (39%, 2,142 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,527

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Ups

March 11, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Jelly, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 9

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • New Jersey’s Finest- SECRETARIAT (64%, 3,697 Votes)
  • New Orlean’s Finest- JELLY (36%, 2,042 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,737

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • USC’s Finest UNICORN (50%, 2,908 Votes)
  • Dallas’s Top Promoter- PROMO HOE (50%, 2,880 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,783

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TRANNY WAR- DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Dirty Horse- Thunder Gulch (58%, 3,052 Votes)
  • Las Vegas’s Bottle Rat- Tranny Manny (42%, 2,172 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,222

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8

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DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
Unicorn
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
Chernobyl
vs The Guppy



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