Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

VanTranny Is Almost In Playboy

March 6, 2012 Vancouver, VanTranny 83 5,334 Views

VanTranny (Lexxxa Lopez) a playboy model now?

(Click on the her butt to see some hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty Michelle aka Lexxxa Lopez lost weight and entered in playboy fresh faces, I know you call her VanTranny but she is looking amazing these days, what do you think?



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Is She Looking Any Better To You Nik

May 18, 2011 The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 159 9,390 Views

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. So heres some better pictures of Vantranny and her ” new look ” so she says on fb… but really she still looks like the same ole trashy Vantranny that she is. Its funny how she used to weigh 115 pounds but i guess people blasting her on the dirty calling her fat and stuff she starting hitting up the gym and now she weighs 85 pounds… soo gross! She looks like a bobble head with that small body, of hers and that big NOSE & Melon. She must double up on the push up bras because she has no t*ts. Vantranny you steal sh*t from me again ill break all ten of your long witchy fingers. DA STRONG!

See, if it wasn’t for me VanTranny wouldn’t be making all these improvements to the female side.- nik



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What The Hell Happened To VanTranny

April 22, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 168 9,612 Views

wat the hell happenned to vantranny?

wat the hell happenned to vantranny?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik. what the hell is with dirty celeb Vantranny lately? i got my buddy to send me her pictures because she wouldnt add me as a friend and i almost sh*t! i was expecting to jerk off to some nude pictures and he sent me THESE!! he said it was all over her profiles that she bleached her hair SO much it all fell out and shes practically bald now and had to dye her hair black and it all fell out and broke off. look at that wrecked hair. he said she cant even post pictures with her hair dry only wet because its so damaged. she used to have platnum blond hair, which i guess was all wigs or extensions or something because her true colors are now showing. also she used to have nude pictures everywhere and she stopped doing that after getting called out and busted on your site for being such a whore. now she just poses in her underwear, but even that has stopped. she lost a lot of weight and looks like a skeleton now. she used to be playboy material with a bit of weight on her bones and an ass but now she just looks sickly and like a boy. vantranny must be hitting the pipe hard cause shes not hot anymore! i think shes just getting way too old. i think she long gone kissed her so called model career away. homeboy sent me these photos nik, what do you think?

Are you sure this is VanTranny… she almost looks like a girl?- nik



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So It’s True, TheDirty Can Change People

January 19, 2011 The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 66 6,517 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Van-Tranny is back and I guess all the truth got to her! She is in shape and i am pretty sure she got invisilines for her ruff teeth. So it is true! TheDirty can change a little bit about some people for the better except the fact that she is still a stripper/prostitute/budget porn star and major alcoholic crack user.

Baby steps my friend.- nik



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VanTranny Is Back

November 10, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver, VanTranny 97 6,370 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  Im a big fan…and when i came across a bunch of dirty pictures of LEXXI LOPEZ aka VanTranny i knew to send it to. D.A. STRONG. Unfortunately in disgust i deleted all the pics of bfs computer..than instantly regreted it. i missed 1 though.. so here you go. enjoyy.

VanTranny has man boobs in true tranny fashion.- nik



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I Wonder If VanTranny’s Boyfriend Knows She Is Cheating

August 16, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 445 9,437 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is more dirt on VanDirty’s ugliest Dirty Celeb known as Van-Tranny! The dirty army has come across these slimey photos of Van-Tranny cheating on her longtime boyfriend Bill Forrest!!! We all know she is a well known prostitute and craigslist escort in the VanDirty area but does her boyfriend know that!!!??? Once again put this dirty disgusting sloot on blast, we need more info. I guess donkey face is into purple crayons now.

Media Passes always get you laid.- nik

Also See: Even Her Own Family Hates Her



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