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VanTranny Is Almost In Playboy

March 6, 2012 Vancouver, VanTranny 86

VanTranny (Lexxxa Lopez) a playboy model now?

(Click on the her butt to see some hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty Michelle aka Lexxxa Lopez lost weight and entered in playboy fresh faces, I know you call her VanTranny but she is looking amazing these days, what do you think?

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Is She Looking Any Better To You Nik

May 18, 2011 The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 160

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

Vantranny still looks like a tranny with dark hair.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. So heres some better pictures of Vantranny and her ” new look ” so she says on fb… but really she still looks like the same ole trashy Vantranny that she is. Its funny how she used to weigh 115 pounds but i guess people blasting her on the dirty calling her fat and stuff she starting hitting up the gym and now she weighs 85 pounds… soo gross! She looks like a bobble head with that small body, of hers and that big NOSE & Melon. She must double up on the push up bras because she has no t*ts. Vantranny you steal sh*t from me again ill break all ten of your long witchy fingers. DA STRONG!

See, if it wasn’t for me VanTranny wouldn’t be making all these improvements to the female side.- nik

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What The Hell Happened To VanTranny

April 22, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 168

wat the hell happenned to vantranny?

wat the hell happenned to vantranny?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik. what the hell is with dirty celeb Vantranny lately? i got my buddy to send me her pictures because she wouldnt add me as a friend and i almost sh*t! i was expecting to jerk off to some nude pictures and he sent me THESE!! he said it was all over her profiles that she bleached her hair SO much it all fell out and shes practically bald now and had to dye her hair black and it all fell out and broke off. look at that wrecked hair. he said she cant even post pictures with her hair dry only wet because its so damaged. she used to have platnum blond hair, which i guess was all wigs or extensions or something because her true colors are now showing. also she used to have nude pictures everywhere and she stopped doing that after getting called out and busted on your site for being such a whore. now she just poses in her underwear, but even that has stopped. she lost a lot of weight and looks like a skeleton now. she used to be playboy material with a bit of weight on her bones and an ass but now she just looks sickly and like a boy. vantranny must be hitting the pipe hard cause shes not hot anymore! i think shes just getting way too old. i think she long gone kissed her so called model career away. homeboy sent me these photos nik, what do you think?

Are you sure this is VanTranny… she almost looks like a girl?- nik

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So It’s True, TheDirty Can Change People

January 19, 2011 The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 69

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Van-Tranny is back and I guess all the truth got to her! She is in shape and i am pretty sure she got invisilines for her ruff teeth. So it is true! TheDirty can change a little bit about some people for the better except the fact that she is still a stripper/prostitute/budget porn star and major alcoholic crack user.

Baby steps my friend.- nik

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VanTranny Is Back

November 10, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver, VanTranny 98

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  Im a big fan…and when i came across a bunch of dirty pictures of LEXXI LOPEZ aka VanTranny i knew to send it to. D.A. STRONG. Unfortunately in disgust i deleted all the pics of bfs computer..than instantly regreted it. i missed 1 though.. so here you go. enjoyy.

VanTranny has man boobs in true tranny fashion.- nik

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VanTranny Underestimates The Dirty Army

August 23, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver, VanTranny 750

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TheDirty native celeb known as VanTranny has been commenting on her other post “I Wonder If VanTranny’s Boyfriend Knows She Is Cheating” saying shes not a sloot, and cant understand why people are saying she is, and that she doesnt post naked pictures online. Well, apparantly you do because we found these, because you can never hide from TheDirty army, especially The Canadian Dirty Army.  Let’s show VanTranny the ugly man faced beast that The Dirty Army cannot be fooled.

Congratulations VanTranny you are now a Dirty Celeb.  I decided.- nik

Also See: Even Her Own Family Hates Her

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I Wonder If VanTranny’s Boyfriend Knows She Is Cheating

August 16, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 446

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is more dirt on VanDirty’s ugliest Dirty Celeb known as Van-Tranny! The dirty army has come across these slimey photos of Van-Tranny cheating on her longtime boyfriend Bill Forrest!!! We all know she is a well known prostitute and craigslist escort in the VanDirty area but does her boyfriend know that!!!??? Once again put this dirty disgusting sloot on blast, we need more info. I guess donkey face is into purple crayons now.

Media Passes always get you laid.- nik

Also See: Even Her Own Family Hates Her

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Even Her Own Family Hates Her

July 15, 2010 The Dirty, Vancouver, VanTranny 1029

Wannabe Mexican

Wannabe Mexican

Wannabe Mexican

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is some more pictures of VanDirty’s favorite tranny and something even more shameful then the way she looks is that she pretends to be Mexican when she is really Native, even her own family hates her!

I am thinking we should make her a Dirty Celeb and name her “VanTranny”.  Thoughts?- nik

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