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Every Christmas Dirty Celeb “Veins” Comes To My Mind

December 10, 2013 The Dirty, Veins 28


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every Christmas I have wet dreams about dirty celeb Veins.  I’m wondering what happen to her or if you have her phone number?  Is she still alive?  Does she have kids?  Lets get some intel.

Click here to see Veins’ tribute to Paul Walker.- nik

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Please Help My Friend

January 12, 2011 Austin, The Dirty, Veins 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I found out about your site because you have been posting my good old friend up her for awhile, her name is Shelly D, you know her as Veins.  I use to hate your site because you had been picking on my dear old friend, but, after recently seeing her for the first time in about 4 maybe 5 years I think that you may be the only one who can help her.  When I knew Shelly she was nice, happy, she looked fantastic, she was a great friend, hung out with athletes/celebrities/classy people in town and always took the time to check up on people she knew like myself.  When I saw Shelly last she -A) did not recognize me -B) was clearly on drugs -C) had barely any clothes on, had one nipple visible and was one of the least attractive girls there.  From the short conversation I had with Shelly she has really fallen off the deep end.  I don’t know what has happened to my beautiful friend and I don’t know how to help.  Nik I think your the only one who will be able to give her an eye opener, please help my friend.  And please please don’t be too mean to her Nik she really needs the help, I’d hate to see my old friend shrivel away.

Well, she is obviously not eating and has zero respect for her body parts… check out the dudes hand placement. Veins don’t let guys grope you in public, it is distastefully and classless.- nik

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Happy New Year From Veins

January 5, 2011 Austin, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Veins 26

Happy New Year from Veins!

Happy New Year from Veins!

Happy New Year from Veins!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik here is your monthly dose of veins. If this broad gets any skinnier she will go all supernova on herself. Can you believe a kid came out of her? Oh and the facebook status….really? She is so gross. Plus she may be a straight up tranny. You NEVER see her without make up on and when you see her it’s like super HD 3D all rolled into one. It’s like a mask you buy at a Halloween store. But she is for the gays that’s for sure. Yech. I do believe Mr. 615 would hit it since that guy is just grade A Douche.

I see an issue with the bag in the second image.- nik

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Future Dirty Celeb: Veins

November 12, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Houston, The Dirty, Veins 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is more dirt on the walking stick with balloons. They don’t move! It’s a bit scary! I just didn’t realize someone could get so skinny!

It looks like it is official, Houston has a new Dirty Celeb by the name of “Veins” because of the veins in her +2′s. If she has texted you pictures from her Apple iPhone please be kind enough to submit them to nik

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Who The Hell Is This Person

November 9, 2010 Houston, The Dirty, Veins 53

who the hell is this person

who the hell is this person

who the hell is this person

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i recently read a post that u finally found your Houston dirty celeb and while I was on facebook I came across this person that i had about 78 friends in common w/ ….her name is Shelly Denton. i guess she lives in galveston (houston’s sad excuse for a beach that smells like sh*t). she has almost 5,000 friends on facebook. who the hell is she?? why is she dressed like a rocky horror picture show actor in all of her photos?

I want to call her Veins… look at the blood flow in her rack.- nik

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