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How Can Wild Thing Be Single At Her Age

July 5, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Wild Thing 357

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just started dating a girl in her mid 30′s and she is super hot and super cool.  But she has no real job or children which makes me think something is wrong with her just like Wild Thing.  She looks the same and has the same body, so I don’t want to let this one go, but also I don’t want to get stuck with a psycho?  Before I waste any more of my time, do you have any ideas for me?

Shoot low 20′s bro. You can’t settle down with a woman past 32, the chances of having kids are slim to none.- nik

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Wild Thing Vs. Sword Case – Pick Your ITG

December 17, 2013 Sword Case, The Dirty, Wild Thing 65


Known for their strong ITG’s and failed modeling careers. Which Dirty Celeb would you bang?

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Wild Thing Is Pretty Much Naked On Instagram

August 19, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, Wild Thing 31



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand how Wild Thing posts naked pictures on Instagram, but Apple wont let The Dirty Ap go thru. You need to find a new Application company and fire whoever has been submitting your Ap, they obviously have no pull.

Yeah it’s very frustrating. If there are any companies who deal with iPhone applications please email me [email protected] I’m open to suggestions.- nik

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Wild Thing Is Not Aging Well

August 8, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, Wild Thing 75

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a girl in her late 20′s I have always been a fan of Jennifer Vaughn.  For being over 40 she has looked so amazing the past few years but all the sudden she has been aging quickly. I have never seen anyone look so good and in a matter of a few months their looks disappearing.  Then it hit me, age is a b*tch and does catch up to all of us.

Who let Wild Thing’s fat friend into Playboy? Cooper you need to regulate. If I saw that b*tch on the Oregon Trail I would shoot her down for buffalo points.- nik

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I’m Not A Fan Of The Instagram Videos

June 24, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, Wild Thing 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to ask you what you think about this IG videos that are now on everyone’s timeline.  Personally I think they suck and 15 seconds isn’t enough time to rub one out.  It’s more like a tease that leaves you with blue balls because its not enough time to stimulate me.  In the end this is what social networks are about, its guys jerking it to these girls who post crazy videos and almost naked pictures.

Yeah, Instagram needs to loop and have embed codes. Just steal Vine’s concept 100% not 85%.- nik

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Wire Transfer Needs More Love

May 3, 2013 The Dirty, Toronto, Wild Thing 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to post Wire Transfer more. She is needs the business. I heard she is doing a “Summer Clearance Rate”. I met her in Miami and she is just as beautiful as her photoshopped pictures. The only thing that doesn’t match is her chin. She has a Tom Brady chin in real life.

I see a tummy floating on top of that body.- nik

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March Madness: Round 1 – International And New Crop Bracket

March 25, 2013 Bomba, Sword Case, The Dirty, Wild Thing 65


March Madness Round 1: Sword Case vs. Wild Thing

  • Sword Case (brunette) (56%, 5,659 Votes)
  • Wild Thing (blonde) (44%, 4,444 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,103


March Madness Round 1: Whale Wars vs. Bomba

  • Whale Wars (fat supermodel) (52%, 5,642 Votes)
  • Bomba (terrible +2′s) (48%, 5,182 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,824

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I’ve Always Had A Thing For Wild Thing… Until

January 14, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, Wild Thing 61

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jennifer Vaughn is a very sexy woman.  She has such a beautiful face and such an amazing body.  I totally use to be in love with her until she posted some pictures on IG of her back side.  And as you can see in the last picture, she completely has no ASS.  It is very disgusting to look at… it kinda of seems like her legs are her ass. No bueno if you ask me.

Good catch… a lot of width, but no depth.- nik

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