THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I was browsing through Plenty of Fish and look who I see Zyzz! I thought he lived in Australia? Is it him or a poser? It says he lives in Newport or LA and is looking for “realness”, seems like an oxymoron from a man who tans and takes steroids. Either way those are some pretty sweet red shorts.

Xyz is the definition of every guy in Australia. They all dream to be like him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, havent seen my favorite Dirty Celeb on TheDirty in a few weeks, so I jumped on the net to see what the hell he has been up too.  I guess its wolverine mode for him.  I truly love this guy and he is a true Celeb.

What is with all the birds… does he live in the jungle? Xyz please keep smoking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NiK i love this zyzz guy he is hilarious.  I was browsing a bunch of his videos and came across this.  I know you just put up the vid of his dad walking in so I’m sure you’ll like this one which maps out his tiny ass bedroom.  About 45 seconds in you get a nice tour of his bedroom.  I’m trying to figure out why he’s dancing a flexing with and for a guy but I guess thats zyzz, the closet gay who lives in a closet.  Dude needs to get a job instead of woking out all the time.

You are right, Xyz is a Ninja.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was browsing vids and came across this one.. I dunno if youve taken time to watch some of Zyzz’s videos. I personally think the dude is hilarious, but I guess he still lives with his parents?

I have trouble believing that is Xyz’s real father.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of people in America are misunderstanding Xyz and what he is all about.  If you got the time watch this video and you will understand why he is what he is and why he acts like he acts.  Then man is a damn GOD nik.

Come at me bro. I think Xyz needs a new chin and nose (no homo).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw that you mentioned Zyzz a few days ago and you wanted more dirt. This guy has even tried to make his own vocabulary and every single pic his in, his surrounded by dudes.  Im ashamed to call myself an Aussie!! Because for some reason he has so many fans out here, I just dont understand it, but the Come At Me Bro movement is very strong out here nik.

**Boss, as you requested I order 24 coffee mugs for the office, they will be here 2-3 weeks.  Come at me Bro. – JV

This guy bangs koalas and gets fingered by kangaroos. I decided.- nik