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ZED Is Looking Udderly Amazing

September 30, 2013 Vancouver, Zed 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ZED keeps looking better and better since she has kept the weight off, now since she is about 35 pounds lighter and blonde and in her prime, has she reached out and thanked you for the support?

You know she must have stretch marks on that rack.- nik

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Zed Has Done It

August 4, 2013 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 57


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you wanted to Zed to lose weight, she came on your radio show and told us how dedicated she was to changing herself for the better.. and not for you or anyone… she did it for herself.  She is looking so amazing these days, its freaking awesome.

Zed still looks fat in this picture. I don’t understand how she is only losing weight in her face?- nik

**Fun Fact: Zed is still a virgin. She is waiting until marriage.**

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Desiree Elyda Is Looking Phenomenal

July 15, 2013 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, last year Desiree started a strict diet and stopped messing around.  She was a great guest on your radio show and I really think you got through to her and how much potential she had.  I think a year later that she looks phenomenal and so much more attractive than she was.  Best part about it, is that she seems to be the very same person with that magnetic personality, I think many girls in her shoes would become really cocky about their weight loss and starting acting like they are the ish.  Thoughts?

Click her to see what she use to look like. Totally different person, how much weight did she lose in her Zed size chest?- nik

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What Happened To Zed’s Face

July 5, 2013 Vancouver, Zed 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened to Zed’s face? She’s starting to look like Zed minus. She looks like a cartoon character now and she used to be so hot in her early Utters days too. I know you’re all about it, but plastic surgery seems to always ruin faces, not help them. The real 1%ers are the ones that actually look better after messing with their faces.

That’s not plastic, that is a big head on a skinny frame. Her features were made to be fat.- nik

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March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 21, 2013 Elvira, Leper, The Dirty, The Shining, Zed 44


March Madness Round 1: Zed vs. The Shining

  • ZED (black top) (51%, 4,730 Votes)
  • The Shining (red leopard) (49%, 4,502 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,232


March Madness Round 1: Elvira vs. Leper

  • Elvira (REFUND Gap) (94%, 8,388 Votes)
  • Leper (black top) (6%, 539 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,927

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This Is 100% Your Fault Nik Richie

December 31, 2012 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 502

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since you started posting about how fat Elyda is and having her on your radio show she has lost soooo much weight.  I use to be in love with her for a few reason, she was thick, had those monster boobs and such a pretty face.  I don’t feel the same about her any longer and only have you to blame.  I’m positive The Dirty Army feels the same way.

Zed looks much better (Click here to see the evolution of Zed/Utters). See everyone on the other side… 2013!!!- nik

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Did Zed Lose Too Much Weight

November 5, 2012 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so apparently Zed/Udders/Elyda has lost weight. She posts about it on her blog constantly. So what do you think Nik?  I think she looks way too skinny and maybe has lost too much weight.  Her boobs were what made her and now they look like they are gone.

She shouldn’t have gotten her lips done. They are way too distracting from her virginity.- nik

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Beach Bod Zed

August 19, 2012 Newport, Udders, Vancouver, Zed 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Desiree aka Zed aka Udders has been hitting it hard trying to lose those lbs.  She just posted this picture of her progress, I think she’s looking mighty fine, too much fabric but hey beggers can’t be choosers.  She is hot n all but I don’t know why she never shows her bottom half!! don’t be self conscious, your perfect Gerl!!!.-Ladylover.

Her lips look off.- nik

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