THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Bergakker(the brunette), Miami Dolphins Cheerleader, jersey chaser and all around Miami skank. There isn’t one real thing about her. Her +2s, lips, cheeks, butt, hair and eyelashes all paid for from generosity of her patrons, or shall I say her prey. She’ll carry your bottle for free but do a little something extra for tips – she is on the prowl on athletes, DJ’s or someone who is going to “take care of her” or “be there for her.” Who am I kidding, if you’re popping bottles, she is interested. She is currently looking for her next baby daddy, since the one she has doesn’t want anything to do with her. Who would? She is over 30 and career bottle girls who is “going to go back to school”. Meanwhile, she is too busy with cheerleading, planning her social life, sleeping all day, and posting pictures of her +2s on Instagram (will do anything for a like or a follow) to find her way to the local community college. It’s a shame, she has a young daughter and cares more about her personal life than kid or setting a good example. Another athlete’s baby mama thot for the books – a word to the wise, don’t believe the plastic, injections or Instagram hype.
The second image reminds me of Thanksgiving for some reason.- nik