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Prego Girl Gets DUI

August 17, 2014 Chicago, Dirty DUI, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carly MAJEWSKI gets a DUI when she’s pregnant!!! What a bad human! She’s always blabbing on FB how she’s doing so good for herself and she’s always talking down on us people that go out all the time. Haha what a loser a cold blast of reality just blew up in her face. Make sure to look at the dates from the baby pic and booking date. Go away Carly all you do is lie lie lie you suchoooohoeeee!!!!

Poor child. Carly, why are you trying to hurt an innocent life?- nik

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More Dryden on Bullsh$t

April 14, 2014 Dirty DUI, Toronto 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Richard McCarthy and jimmy hollywood. Too super broke super low end news reporters from Dryden Ontario. They would rather put me up on the ckdr radio news for getting a DUI which was dropped instead of putting what’s really going on in town, like the fact that our town is being over taken by black pistons and this over 100 14 and 15 year old little boys wearing black piston support gear. I’m worried because of what I find when I search the black pistons on line is scare because of the child porn and weapons charges . I know they are a small puppet club and I know the angels are a lot bigger and a lot more ” gangster” so to speak . But it’s still hard raising a kid with this going on for the last two years with out even a mention in the Dryden news. As well as they are covering mike ebbelings sexual assaults and his creepy life style. Even if the black pistons are a joke to other clubs and gangs . They aren’t to me . I take my town seriously unlike the ckdr news team and I don’t care that the “black pistons ” sit with the police at the Patricia inn , in Dryden chatting and bein friends. I know they’re out there getting in perverse trouble with mike ebbeling . Jimmy Hollywood is a fat gross annoying old man with boils all over him.

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Most Hated Drunk, Sam Leija

March 26, 2014 Dirty DUI, Kansas City 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sam Leija. If youve been to any bar in blue springs youve seen this 8 time DUI loser. A girl i know met this DBag and actually dated him, he would cuss her out over her phone dying. Constantly getting drunk and acting a damn fool. He claims to be too broke to pay his bills and bums money off of anyone he can then the same day go out and drink and not tip the same people he borrowed money from. If youve never met a 27 year old man child that thinks hes bad, here he is. would fck anything with a hole, and does. Ratchet fck even causes problem at my friends work and tries to pick up her coworkers and talks shit on anyone that tells him to get his shit together, even his true friends! Nobody can stand this thirsty DBag drunk or sober, and weekly gets banned from bars. Nik, please put this smelly dick bitch on blast

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Dirty NOPD

March 21, 2014 Dirty DUI, New Orleans 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sargent Gary Calico of the NOPD. He is about as crooked as they come. He takes advantage of girls in stressed situations and plays the white knight roll to get in their panties. Typically pulls girls over or meets them at other calls and gets their numbers off of reports and sends them creepy text messages. But that’s not why he is here. He was arrested in 2008 for fleeing from an officer in his Porsche (how’d a cop get that ride I have no clue). He had 2 open containers when he was caught and no telling what he had time to dump before arrest. Then the good ole boy crooks that run the police dept allowed him back on the force! Until Dec 19 when he was chased down again. He was clocked doing over 90 mph, ran 8 miles into his gated community (how he affords that is another mystery) and the cops supposedly couldn’t get in because the gate was locked (right, there’s no telling what he was hiding)… So they finally find the house with his car in the driveway and he sends his son out like a coward to tell them he isn’t home. If that would’ve been a regular citizen the doors would’ve been kicked down and the wife and kids smacked to the ground. His court date in on March 24, let’s see is Louisiana throws the book at this prick or lets him walk like they do other people with connections. How’s it feel punk? I’ll take care of your wife for you while you’re meeting the toss salad man on the daily. (9click here for article)

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Regina Clements of Poolesville MD

March 14, 2014 Baltimore, Dirty DUI, Washington DC 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this worthless, acne covered junkie is Regina “Gina” Clements. She is a mother of an adorable lil girl who continues to drink and do drugs. She gets high around her kid, was using while she was pregnant, and its a miracle she was born considering the fact that the father was a user also. She had NO idea who fathered her child, the got pregnant with someone she barely knew and decided to keep the baby to trap him, although she wasnt even sure it was his. She comes from a horrible classless redneck family, who are all junkies and ex felons. Her record is a mile long with drugs, theft, credit card fraud, prostitution, drug posession, etc. List goes on and on. No one likes her, shes an embarrassment to herself, her friends and child. She nods out while at dinners with people, its so sad. When she was young she was a huge slore then as well as now. Gina its time to get ur life back on track mama, everyone knows what a pathetic excuse of a human u are. U get high n drunk and put ur child at risk. Not cool. The father needs to get custody because from what ive been told he actually got himself together. stop running around montgomery county banging and sucking off anyone u can for some dope. Time to grow up, get help and be a good mom.

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Jessica DUI

March 10, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty DUI 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl has multiple DUI’s when will she ever learn? Has two kids that she pawns off to other people so she can go out on weekends and scare some more people off the road. She’s a slut and a man whore.

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Melanie Bertelson Thinks No One Will Find Out About Her DUI

February 17, 2014 Dirty DUI, Miami, The Dirty 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melanie Bertelson. She acts like she’s some kind of tumblr celebrity and that she’s just this sweet innocent person when she’s actually just a huge bitch. She sleeps around, has a new boyfriend every 3 months or so, and obviously can’t hold her liquor. Recently she got popped for a DUI but since she’s under this delusion that people won’t find out I decided to put her on blast.  Don’t let her or her family fool you. They’re the biggest white trash hippies I’ve ever seen. The youngest child Kenzie was expelled from her last high school over a racist rant she made with her best friend. She needs to get her head out of her butt and quit acting like she’s so important.

I hate her ears.- nik

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Abusive Douche

February 6, 2014 Dirty DUI, Edmonton 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: This loser is Collin Young and he thinks he’s all that but really he’s a low-class, mentally abusive, childish mama’s boy who lives in his moms basement. He lost the best thing to ever happened to his because re wont pull up his big boy pants and move out of his parent’s house. His family is a bunch of white trash hillbillies who scam money out of people. Collin is good for nothing expect for inviting freeloaders to crash on his couch. He is majorly addicted to coke and is an asshole when he drinks. He has punched holes in walls and I wouldnt be surprised if he beat up the girlfriend who just left him. He has a mile long criminal record. He is abnormally close with his parents and little sister. Ladies watch out for this one! If you see him coming up to you run as far away as you can!

Trailer rage.  dude needs to get out more.- nik

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