THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melanie Bertelson. She acts like she’s some kind of tumblr celebrity and that she’s just this sweet innocent person when she’s actually just a huge bitch. She sleeps around, has a new boyfriend every 3 months or so, and obviously can’t hold her liquor. Recently she got popped for a DUI but since she’s under this delusion that people won’t find out I decided to put her on blast. Don’t let her or her family fool you. They’re the biggest white trash hippies I’ve ever seen. The youngest child Kenzie was expelled from her last high school over a racist rant she made with her best friend. She needs to get her head out of her butt and quit acting like she’s so important.
I hate her ears.- nik