THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Thomas and he is the biggest man whore at University of Oregon. So far we have noticed that his type is girl… and he will try to get at every girl possible. Although he makes out with…everything he is a child when he sees the girl again. This guy acts like a middle schooler to girls and deserves to be put on blast for his immaturity. Would you hang out with someone that everyone calls Dirty as a nickname?

I can think of a few other, equally appropriate, nicknames for him.  I’ll give you a hint, they involve other greeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jacob Allen.. the biggest creeper/manwhore in the Whitewater/Milwaukee area. Basically, my friend started to “date him” in other words, have sex, and told us how he just got out of jail and was in there for least two years (reasons unknown) and he has had sex with at least 300 women as of January! This guy is not even 30 but still stalk girls in Whitewater bars to pick up women. He tried to control my friends life and would make dumb rules up like they cant be facebook friends. Oh and my favorite, he said they had to have anal sex if she was on her period or he would move on. Thankfully, he moved on to other females but he is all across Whitewater, Madison, and Milwaukee area. Women beware.

Judging by that catch they are nothing to brag about.  Its actually more embarrassing to have slept with that many cougs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Bout time this b*tch is on here. Everyone talks about posting her. This girl’s some nasty hoe. Likes to go around cheatin on her boyfriend Eric Denoven with some arabs, yet claimin she’s in love with him. She lied about being pregnant for 4 months just so he wouldnt break up with her!! fuckin pathetic. But here’s the real deal, the bitch is actually pregnant now, but that doesnt stop her from drinking and smokin. She moved into her boyfriend’s mom’s house and he aint bout that. She loves golddiggin and stealing. She robbed her ex for $3000 and her “best friend” for all he had after smashing his door in when he was out of town. Watch out! she doesnt try to hide the fact that shes a giant slut. If you like her, she’ll go for your best friend. Dylana check yo nasty loose ass, escorting yo self for these arab pedo’s. you nasty. i heard you had std in your anus , you greek slut.

Its Canoeing, have some J etiquette.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is Sarah Doerfler. She is already notorious for being dirty. There really arent many guys she HASN’T gotten with. Over spring break I stumbled across a video she probably wouldn’t want everyone to see. Just goes to show, don’t put stuff on the internet.

Something musta instigated the posting of the vid.  Comments will tell…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this picture of this girl that goes to Texas Tech on TFM, but it doesn’t say her name. (She’s the one with leopard ears) HELP ME FIND HER!!!

Why do you wanna chase chicks from the softball team, possibly wrestling.- nik