Rush Arizona State Pi Beta Phi

August 6, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 167

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is to all the beautiful incoming ASU freshman females. Make the right choice and pledge Pi Beta Phi. No fatties, just beauties. Right Nik? We lead by example, just ask anyone on campus. We love you Allie Stellrecht. Thank you for always supporting your sisters and keeping us hot. Be like Allie, be a Pi Beat Phi.

I support whichever house has the most blondes.- nik



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Cal Poly Hottest Sorority

March 15, 2014 Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girls of Alpha Phi are literally the hottest girls at CAL POLY! They have the hottest bodies and are as everyone else likes to say, “Alpha Phis are Always Free.” Do they have your approval? Who knows what these girls are doing behind closed doors!!!

Their heads are not the best, but for Cal Poly they rank pretty high. Average score 6.227819.- nik



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ASU’s Alpha Kappa Psi – Professional Partiers

February 21, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 137

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, turns out the nastiest, dumbest frat at Arizona State University is hardly a real frat. Say hello to Alpha Kappa Psi, or AKPsi. Where the goal is to get under 21 year olds drunk and have sex with as many of your co-ed “brothers” as possible.  On their official AKPsi Facebook page it is a free for all of rape jokes, drunken party pics, bad photoshop, sexism, racism and hazing. This “professional” fraternity has the occasional resume workshop or fundraising 5k, but really they are just uniting so all the would-be social rejects are able to f*** and get f***ed up in one place. AND AS AN OFFICIAL ASU ORGANIZATION. Let’s not even get started on hazing. Pledges are full on invited to ragers and keg races are planned on the official AKPsi page. Looks like ASU’s stupidest frat is hiding behind cheap suits. Can we at least get some sanctions against this so-called “professional” fraternity?  Is that code for unattractive, socially awkward minors in consumption? Or just a way to keep your hazing rituals under the radar? Go have some brotherhood incest “porkage” with your co-eds you all acknowledge are “just here for an MRS degree and to have sex.” I can’t believe the nastiest “frat” on campus gets away with this.

I thought ASU banned all fraternities on campus. People still pay for fake friends?- nik



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FSU’s Own Sorority Racist Slut Chelsea

February 18, 2014 Dirty Greeks, FSU, The Dirty 469

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea and she is a certified whore! On top of f*cking a bunch of Pike bros at FSU she is also a major racist. Some of these girls twitter posts are astonishing. For someone that got into a good school I can’t believe how ignorant she is. Dressing up in blackface, openly dropping the N word, making fun of blacks every chance she gets. Did I mention she also has a massive Pepsi habit? Someone needs to put her in her place and let her know whats good. What do you think Nik?

Wow, someone needs to take this girl on a vacation to Oakland.- nik



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FSU’s Delta Gamma Is Definitely Not The Hottest Sorority In America

February 2, 2014 Dirty Greeks, FSU, The Dirty 303

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so FSU’s Delta Gamma was voted one of the hottest Sororities in America…. Uhhh, what the hell?  I don’t even see one remotely hot girl in here, America, we can do better.

Why are their legs so buff?- nik



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Juan Is Not Fooling Anyone At ASU

January 4, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this twink’s name is Juan, just another tacky, Mexican gay hot mess from a ghetto border town. He’s gay but he always makes out with girls and brags about all the man faced “hot bitches” he hangs out with. His best friends include slutty sorority girls and a “beauty queen” who I heard LOVES giving head on driveways at parties. Also, he likes to pretend he’s Gossip Girl referring to his little slut posse by their first initials and creating drama for retweets on Twitter. I guess being an in and out of the closet bottom is the “new thing” at ASU.

Some guys act Gay to get free action from chicks. It’s the new Spanish Fly… (legal rape if you ask me).- nik



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I Agree That Sororities And Fraternities Should Be Illegal

December 13, 2013 Chico State, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 393

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, read the post about the guy bitching that his sister had to drink her own pee to became part of a sorority… well that is pure BS… and nothing compared to what I and some of my fellow brothers have had to do.  I was designated my freshman year to please our chapter leader who is fully gay… Trust me I didn’t want to do it, but once I refused and my bothers started talking to me less and letting me participate in events… I really had no choice, my older brother was in our frat and I had to keep the family tradition going by staying committed to it.  The first time I had to suck his Greg was the worst.  3 years out of the Frat and I’m struggling with my sexuality and identity.  I can’t have sex with my girlfriend without having images in my mind of me hooking up with a man.  Totally f*cked me up and I wish I never did that for approval.  Real friends don’t make you do gay sh*t.  Drinking my own pee… I wish.

When I pledged Sigma Pi at Cal State Fullerton they made me (all the pledges) pull down my pants and show my Greg to everyone “brothers” in the house. We all had to pick a partner and look at there penis for 5 minutes without flinching. If you were caught flinching you had to get on your knees and lick your pledge brothers Greg. I was lucky enough not to flinch but a lot of my buddies had to lick. It was kind of weird the next day knowing that some of your pledges brothers had their penises licked and vice versa. But we were brainwashed into thinking it brought us “closer” together as “brothers”. So I get where you are coming from.- nik

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Iowa ADPI’s Are Fugly And Easy

December 10, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Iowa, The Dirty 150

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out more of the beat ADPI’s at our campus.  Everyone knows its all about Alpha Chi Omega -ΑΧΩ and that they are the hottest girls and sorority on this campus.  C’mon bring it b*tches!!!

I’m trying to find just one cute girl but it’s so hard. Do you see one? They all seem normal looking and there are a couple I could cow tip.- nik



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