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What A Real Ferrari Looks Like

September 25, 2014 Dirty Rides, Manchester, The Dirty 148


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of seeing these Americans flaunt their 2007 Ferrari’s like they have cash. Anyone can afford a $1500 lease payment. Hey DJ, how about my Rose Gold? Yup. We run run in Manchester.

Sick ride bro. Perfect for all that rain.- nik

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Some Girls Are Just Proud Of Their Red Bottoms

August 5, 2014 Dirty Rides, Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out this gem, I wonder what this girl does for a living?  Pretty easy to guess with how proud she is about it.

Red Bottoms are for Hookers.- nik

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Interesting Driver

May 24, 2014 Dirty Rides, Scottsdale 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, long time reader, first time submitter. I was driving just right now on baseline and these two caught my interest. Whenever I notice any vanity plate I take a second look and I’m quite glad I did this time. If its harder to see for you, the vehicle has a few Jesus fish on it. One on the front window and two Jesus fish humping each other on the back. Wtf. But I wouldn’t submit just for that. The driver also had upper-thigh-almost-at-crotch-height short shorts on. Odd for a chubby guy. Jesus fish and male short shorts are kind of an odd combo… Also, I live in Laveen and we have weird bumper stickers. “Come to laveen and smell our dairy air” they…tried I guess.That’s the second vehicle. Enjoy! Love ya nik!

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Living In OC Gave This Guy An Inferiority Complex

May 5, 2014 Dirty Rides, Mission Viejo, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sunday I pulled up at a light in Mission Viejo behind this guy. I suppose 5 out of 6 of the badges could actually apply to the car – maybe even 6 if he has an AMG interior, but this cluttered mess comes off as unimpressively pretentious and looks like ass.

Why did you black out the plate on this E-Class? I like how the AMG decal is raised too high.- nik

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Land of the $30k’s Still Going Strong

February 20, 2014 Dirty Rides, Los Angeles 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw this madness at Christmastime near the Best Buy in Murrieta. I don’t think there is any hope for the I.E. P.S. Best wishes to your wife and family!

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DA4LIFE Riding Dirty In Newport

September 21, 2013 Dirty Rides, Newport, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how great is this. I rolled down my window and told this guy “nice plate” and he yelled back “Dirty Army Strong Bro”. I had to take a picture and submit. So sick.

Much love. DA for life!- nik

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Has Been… More Like Never Was

August 21, 2013 Charlotte, Dirty Rides, Red Deer, Vancouver 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this complete loser, “240″ Gordie Bonin won some races in the NHRA back in the seventies, and any $$$ he made went to hookers and blow. Hes done so much blow he litteraly only has one nostril.  He goes for couch to couch milking whatever he can till he has wore out his welcome there. He bounces from Couch to couch at the age of 65 hanging around race tracks hoping someone remembers him, or feels sorry enough for him to buy him lunch.  Once he has no place else to crash ever couple of months he ends up back on his 90 year old mothers spare room, so he can line his pockets, use her $$ to pay his debts, and basically sponge off her while making it sound like everyone else around her is the enemy.  He tells his friends that he goes there to take care of his mother, but in reality, she takes care of him. If she was in a home, he would be on the street like the bum he is.  The public needs to know in the USA and Canada this guy belongs in a mexican brothel cleaning the floors and bedposts.  He is a waste of skin, and needs to be forgotten not remembered as a legend in the sport, but the reason there is drug testing in the NHRA today.

Where the hell is Red Deer?- nik

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That Spade Chick

June 12, 2013 Dirty Rides, Toronto 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this whore Spade (realname Amber)from iceangelsmag is popular on twitter instagram keek and vine.
she recently stole my babydaddy nd has moved to pickering ontario with him from weston rd to hoe. she has abandoned her daugher for the father to take care of and continues to party most recently in miami when u look at her instagram page nd youtube and numerous clubs in toronto
look at her pictures on iceangelsmag and her backpage ad and you will see the same person.  shes a pot smoking whore who cant keep her hands of other men and their cocks

Greg face don’t lie.- nik

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