Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
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Posted in Scottsdale, The DirtyIf I went to a bank I would want to go with Nick Malibu. I do have to say he gives the best advice in the world. Him and the Dalai Lama should make an Ostridge porn together.
My GM Scooby is out of his mind right now. Looks “like” we are going out to catch the perfect wave today because of the Chile Earthquake. All I want to do is go to Mutts in Newps and get a beer! And yes, I know I say “like” too much… it is the dead brain cells talking.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is video of current California Young Republican Chairman Jenniffer Rodriguez smoking marijuana. There are also pictures of her drinking heavily and dressing provocatively. She is a prominent figure in the California Republican Party, as you can see from this video where she is interviewed. This is definitely the biggest piece of Political Dirt that will hit your site. Guaranteed. She currently lives in Sacramento as a fundraiser for the Steve Poizner Governor campaign, and also lives in San Jose on the weekends. Please let me know if you have any questions.
The sad part about all this is that if Jenniffer Rodriguez was a democratic, this wouldn’t even matter.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Churchill High School at its finest. Now I believe you when you say all teachers are closet sex addicts.
Are you sure those are Teachers and not Seniors at this pep-rally… either way the guy has no shot at being a male stripper.- nik
I know deep down Scotty loves it! You can totally tell from the beginning of the conversation that the homey wasn’t Westbrook. Congrats Stern.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Jets Fan arrested at the Jets vs Chargers game for chanting Jets. Guy gets arrested early in the 3rd Quarter before they even started winning. I was surprised as everyone else in the video that he was taken away. This guy was obnoxious but didn’t deserve to be arrested. In fact moments before this this woman in a wheelchair asked him to come down and she slapped him in the face and said shut the F*** up. He did nothing and just walked back to his seat with his wife. This may have premeditated the police to come down in the first place. So i guess insult to injury…slapped in the face and yanked before he saw his team come back and win.
So messed up… Another reason why I hate the Charger Franchise.- nik
ALL THOSE COPS NEED TO BE FIRED!!!
**Update- Intel coming in that Jets fan got charged for resisting arrest from Police with possible assault charges. If this is true, SDPD should be ashamed of themselves. I love paying taxes.
click on email to enlarge… poor Jets fan
Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is getting laid because of my hard work!
THE DIRTY ARMY: If you’re a bi-curious woman in a committed relationship, they can help you out by convincing you to just stay home.
What a happy married couple. It is cool how they want to keep things spicy in their relationship.- nik
Ahh.. it feels good to be a gambling man. Life is good today. Props to my super agent Ari Golden for owning up to his end of the bet. It must suck when a chick beats you at your own game Ari.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is mr Nick Malibu..He is that super gay guy with that nasty deep monotone retard sounding voice who thinks he is some big time youtube blogger. I put the link to his video just incase you forgot. This guy is retarded, he claims to be gay one day then not gay the next, he gets mad when people automatically assume he is gay or retarded. Nik, Nick here is proud to be on the dirty, he thinks it is making him more famous when really were just laughing at him..Nik seriously whats wrong with some people, and whats wrong with this heart throbes hair.
You are just a hater. Nick Malibu is going to make it! He is going to run LA and become the next Celine Dion. I got your back Mali-boo.- nik
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