Would You With Next Beyonce?



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, the next Beyonce?  And just curious but with her singing skills included, would you?

Answer:  Ok look everyone, I know you are not allowed to make fun of retarded people, but I don’t think she is retarded… she reads like a champion and has great hair.  To the girl in this video, if you are retarded please e-mail so I can take this post down.  Thanks.  And no I wouldn’t sleep with her or Beyonce.

Douche Steals Inflatable Santa


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you are the only person I can turn to.  My kids will not stop crying because they think Santa doesn’t like them.  I want to see if anyone knows this man.  I know it is hard to make out who he is, so I am hoping he has the heart to return it.  As upset as I am, I will forgive him with no hard feelings for my kids sake.  Unfortunately, I don’t make the money like I used to or I would just buy another one.  Anything you can do to help Nik would be great.  Merry Christmas.

I think it is time you tell your kids there is no such thing as Santa and cut your losses.- nik

I Told You I Fist Pumped In Jersey


My favorite part is at 1:25 when some Guido throws a drink at my agent Ari Golden in the lower left hand corner.  Also, props to DJ Hollywood (funny guy) for flying all the way from Vegas to hang with me at The Pool in Harrahs.  Can’t wait to go back to the Jersey Shore.  Team Fat Ass Snooki!

Dirt Nasty And Andre Legacy Dubstep Freestyle


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know you and @Dirt_Nasty are boys, but did you know Andre Legacy is Dirty Army too. He says Greg at :58 seconds peep it.

They look sober in this freestyle.- nik

Man Pets Gay Shark


I told you shark attacks were made up by the government.  They are nice and happy creatures… if you ever encounter one you should rub its belly.

Hot Sexy Old


If I would have been walking down the beach and saw that, I think mentally I would go gay for two hours.