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Is This The Fake Equis Of VanDirty

May 13, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Vancouver 361

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, does anyone know who this guy is?  He is from VanDirty and is always hanging around a bunch of half naked girls.  Some call him the Fake Equis of VanDirty so I wanna find out what his deal is and is he for real?

What kind of cars does he drive?- nik

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210 Finest/Downtown’s Pero

April 16, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this N*gga\’s Name Is Chris But Goes By Spookz ! He Will F*ck Anybody And Anything ! You Can Find Him Downtown 24/7 Hoein It Up , He Done Been With Half The Bitches Down There RT So Beware This Puto People.

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Chicago Is The Land Of The Ratchets

April 8, 2014 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know you are probably SO over the sk*nks of Chicago, but these girls need a serious reality check… FIRST OFF the overly tan look is so disgusting, not only that but I thought the dark hair dark orange tan, cake face makeup phase died with Jersey Shore?! Nope, not in Chicago! So here is one of my favorite sk*nks to put on blast. SCARY KERRY! The wannabe model and GoGo Dancer at twenty something.. Seriously? This girl literally checks in at the gym at LEAST twice a day, and makes daily statuses about her hot fit body.. wait… WHAT? These pics were just posted last night! Kerry you look fat as hell! Reminds me of Fatty Patty. You Chicago girls are literally delusional. Step away from the ex and Molly for a weekend, I think your brains are permanently fried! A few weeks ago she got all butt hurt because she posted these pictures of some other chicks ass claiming it was hers, and got called out by multiple people. She then retaliated by putting up another pic of someone else’s ass and claimed it to be hers… PLEASE KERRY, Everyone knows your ass isn’t that nice. I’m so grateful that I was able to move out of this sh*t hole town, nothing but douche bag tools and psycho fat women. YUCK!! And stop with all the trashy tattoos, you all look like trailer trash!

I always told myself the Zombie attacks will start in Chicago. I decided.- nik

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Stephany Pando Southeast Sloot

March 19, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay everyone this girl name is stephany pando ” , everyone knows her on the southeast side because she gets around , this chick is loose an ready to hop on any d*** on the southeast side ” she is always partying drinking and blowin any guy around , she got prego and had an abortion but that didnt stop her from smashing my ex” heard this chick has a few stds , this fat bitchhh needed to be put on blash everyone beaware of stephany southeast hoeeee

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Round 2 For Baby

March 16, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik no need for a long ass gay story this is the famous hood rat of vancouver. Enough said round 2. Blast this ratchet.

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Wait Till You Get To Know Me!!

March 16, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: My name is Zack Probe. Im really sweet at first but once you get to know me everything changes. I live at home with mommy and daddy and they still do everything for me. I don’t like to shower or wash my hands! I give all my girlfriends bladder and yeast infections due to me not being clean! I will lie to your face like there is nothing wrong. I smoke cigs and pot around little kids as if there is not problem! If you take me to meet your family I will do everything possible for them to hate me!!

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Bunny Dana Patterson

March 16, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, Halifax 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we aren’t really big internet guys but heard about your website and it sounded like just what our buddy needed. Our buddy Big Johnny Munro was a great guy but he has really been losing it the last few years.We will tell you exactly what his problem is, it is his big fat pig of a Girlfriend Dana Patterson. She is as nasty and horrible of person as you want to ever run into. She is big and fat (probably over 300 pounds now), a thief, drug user, alcoholic, bitch (bad mouths people behind their backs), probably cheats on him when he is out west (though we can’t confirm it). We know she uses him for his money (he makes good money tying steel). Speaking of money she is a big fat thief, she stole money from the local pizza place she worked at in our town for years, stole right from members of the community.. She let him take the blame for her drugs when they got busted.She smells like old cigarettes and beer. Me, Jord and Red we really think this needs to go up, there is still hope for big Johnny he needs to give up all that partying and Dirty Lifestyle dump her fat ass and move back home. even old Jody is getting a bit sick of her. After all you are supposed to be looking for a nice wife, not the prize hog at the County Fair.There is still hope for him but she is ruining his life and he needs to get rid of her before it is too late.

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Come And Go Tanishia Danielle Moore

March 16, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, Sacramento 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tanishia Danielle Moore is dirty, she’s the definition of bitch. She goes around acting like a saint when she is the biggest slut around, she just turned 21 and acts like she knows how the world works but has never survived a day on her own. She likes to preach and act like she knows more than you and is better than you. Watch out for this slut and hypocrite. She’s only known for 6 months loves her oh btw he’s 10 years older than her. Everyone tells her he’s only with her because he knows he can manipulate her feeble little mind but no tell her that she’ll call you a bitch and that your jealous of her. That’s why he chose weed over her ass and left her in the dust. She still thinks she’s a princess, and seriously you had to be fucking ever 5 mins of everyday and let him splat in you every time? That sounds like a slut to me and she claims she’s not. They didn’t plan this baby obviously because he left. If she were a convenient store she would be come n go.

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