THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are probably SO over the sk*nks of Chicago, but these girls need a serious reality check… FIRST OFF the overly tan look is so disgusting, not only that but I thought the dark hair dark orange tan, cake face makeup phase died with Jersey Shore?! Nope, not in Chicago! So here is one of my favorite sk*nks to put on blast. SCARY KERRY! The wannabe model and GoGo Dancer at twenty something.. Seriously? This girl literally checks in at the gym at LEAST twice a day, and makes daily statuses about her hot fit body.. wait… WHAT? These pics were just posted last night! Kerry you look fat as hell! Reminds me of Fatty Patty. You Chicago girls are literally delusional. Step away from the ex and Molly for a weekend, I think your brains are permanently fried! A few weeks ago she got all butt hurt because she posted these pictures of some other chicks ass claiming it was hers, and got called out by multiple people. She then retaliated by putting up another pic of someone else’s ass and claimed it to be hers… PLEASE KERRY, Everyone knows your ass isn’t that nice. I’m so grateful that I was able to move out of this sh*t hole town, nothing but douche bag tools and psycho fat women. YUCK!! And stop with all the trashy tattoos, you all look like trailer trash!
I always told myself the Zombie attacks will start in Chicago. I decided.- nik